Exactly what constitutes a "neck beard"?

[Paleman]

a neckbeard is a sign of a superior eq player.



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[Infectious]

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[JackFlash]

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[Sidelle]

Be wary of Amish beard-stealing thugs, y'all. I bet there are more still out there...

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[Spud]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OK but does this still qualify?

I guess what I'm trying to determine is where is the neck beard threshold?

Neckbeard is a pejorative term referring to unattractive, overweight and misogynistic Internet users who wear a style of facial hair in which a majority of the growth is present on the chin and neck


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Exhibit A


Basically nerds who lack hygeine and grooming skills

[zanderklocke]

If you grow a beard, you shave the neck. Otherwise, you look like a dork.

[Jimmy Rustles]

A socially inept individual. Smug/self-important for no reason, or shy unless with fellow Neckbeards. When spoken to, will quickly reveal extremely limited social experience. To a normal person they will be definitively near-autistic or aspy.

Visual cues:

1. Fedora.
2. Trenchcoat.
3. Overdressed.
3. Greasy hair
4. Ponytail.
5. Acne at any age.
6. Dyed hair.
7. Shitty beard.
8. Pedostache.
9. Wears all black.
10. Wears all red.
11. Odd eye behavior, similar to low self esteem (avoiding, darting, or over-compensational staring).
12. Hand placement. Instead of pockets, usually leave them at sides or cross them.

You can assume:
-virgin
-furry
-live in their parent's basement
-watch anime
-read manga
-inflated, hollow self esteem
-will laugh at things that arent very funny
-are or were obese
-educated slightly better than the average person
-will NOT understand the Neckbeard concept
-card games
-board games
-conventions
-bronie
-hasnt bathed in days, and if you get close, you can confirm, but if you do they will think you're making a sexual pass at them and excrete more stench.

Neckbeards are often found in acting, choir, or other socially maladjusted arts. The majority of Neckbeards come from middle class white America.

[Formshifter]

A neckbeard is growth of a beard below the jaw line in an attempt to hide the gratuitous amount of chins youre hoarding under your actual one, though everyone knows whats under that 1/8th inch of pubic hair sprawled across your throat. Often, the stunted facial hair growth is caused by low testosterone levels, typically resulting from almost no anaerobic activity and an almost constant cycle of masturbating to female dark elves while "afk". example:
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An actual beard, which, contrary to comments made in this thread does NOT require trimming, appears as such:

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[Kimm Bare|y]

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