Exactly what constitutes a "neck beard"?

[Lictor]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not all neck beards are big guys. See Andrew Luck:

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I refuse to cheer for luck and hope he loses every game bc he refuses to save that neck beard. Also, he has a lisp.

[Lictor]

Another quality example:
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[Pokesan]

please don't post pony cartoons nobody cares about your weird fetish

[Spud]

Originally Posted by Formshifter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Often, the stunted facial hair growth is caused by low testosterone levels, typically resulting from almost no anaerobic activity and an almost constant cycle of masturbating to female dark elves while "afk"l

Hahahaha

[Oleris]

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[TAllen82]

As a neckbeard possessor, I feel the need to point out that some of us are just fucking lazy. Ten years into a relationship there's no more need to try and impress...it's all dirty socks and dutch ovens anyway. Let it grow, fuck em.

[kaev]

Originally Posted by jturkydurk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So when u grow a beard you're supposed to keep a line on your neck where the beard stops and the skin begins. You don't just let that shit grow completely wild without trimming, if you don't trim your beard will start to sprawl in gross swirls down your neck in unseemly ways. Neck beards are motherfuckers that sit in front of a screen for so long that they don't even bother to trim their beards to actually look like presentable facial hair, instead they look like a castaways. This can be either because they are so dedicated to gaming that they neglect shaving, or because they're so fucking autistic and antisocial they didn't even understand the concept of a trimmed beard to begin with

Santa Claus wants a word with you about next year's coal delivery

[Rivthis]

What all neckbeards think they look like

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What neckbeards actually look like.


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