South California Wild Fires

[citizen1080]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't like the cold much, Bob, nor the oppressive darkness. It will be a bitter change for my Southwestern blood, but I have survived winters in PNW before. This time I'll be back in Portland, where my siblings live, so I hope to weather the bleak winter by increasing the spiritual fire stoked only by close friends and family. I only have a 3 month lease atm so not too worried :-)

My condolences sir, only place worse than Portland in the PNW is Seattle. Stay strong and move away ASAP!

[Pokesan]

enjoy the ice storms filbert

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

Hahahaha I lol'ed throughout

[citizen1080]

Howdy sir, things are good, titties still good, did get an upgrade though. Surprised you remember that lol.

Originally Posted by mtb tripper the 2nd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hey bob, how's the business been? wife thinking about getting an upgrade on those titties? although the size is already pretty nice, an upgrade would look dope. then again, more than a handful is a waste.


Been praying for the folks of socal that the fire will somehow make its way north to burn all the fags in san francisco

[citizen1080]

Originally Posted by mtb tripper the 2nd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

good to hear bob, citizen1080 confirmed top 20 one of p99s most upstanding members irl

<3

[Lulz~Sect]

Originally Posted by citizen1080 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Howdy sir, things are good, titties still good, did get an upgrade though. Surprised you remember that lol.

i remember that too [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

I heard 100 years ago some Australian tricked some 'merkins into taking a bunch of eucalyptus trees, but didn't mention they took 100 years to mature.

Nor did he mention that once mature they begin to fill with highly flammable chemicals.

Are these areas of California that are ablaze full of Nopeland Exploding Trees? Did you guys remember to load up on Dropbears, the natural predator of the Exploding Trees?

Why aren't Exploding Trees in Plants vz Zombros?

[hyejin]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I heard 100 years ago some Australian tricked some 'merkins into taking a bunch of eucalyptus trees, but didn't mention they took 100 years to mature.

Nor did he mention that once mature they begin to fill with highly flammable chemicals.

Are these areas of California that are ablaze full of Nopeland Exploding Trees? Did you guys remember to load up on Dropbears, the natural predator of the Exploding Trees?

Why aren't Exploding Trees in Plants vz Zombros?

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