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Old 11-30-2017, 10:34 AM
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Wink Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old

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Scribba, an assistant designer at a commercial-graphics firm with a relaxed dress code, frequently wears jeans, T-shirts, and casual skirts like those worn by women 10 or even 20 years younger than she is.

"Normally, when I see a 32-year-old woman dressed like [Scribba], I think, 'Give it up. You're old,'" intern Kimberly Kleutgen, 18, said. "But Jenny manages to pull it off."

"When we go out for drinks after work, Jenny sometimes has to show ID along with the younger employees," 21-year-old coworker Judd Truman said. "Keep in mind, this is a woman who learned to walk years before the commercial availability of VCRs, when Billie Jean King was the world's top female tennis player and people purchased music on 8-track tapes."

According to Truman, Scribba's friendliness and enthusiasm also lead people to assume that she's younger than 32.

"Jenny doesn't act like most older people," Truman said. "She's totally willing to joke around, and she never looks down on you for having a good time."

"In fact, she's into a lot of the same things my friends and I like," Truman continued. "When they played [OutKast's] 'The Way You Move' at the office party, she was totally dancing with us. Believe it or not, it wasn't embarrassing. It didn't come off like she was desperately clinging to her fading youth at all. In fact, it was almost like she was in her element. She's still totally able to enjoy herself. That's so cool."

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Old 11-30-2017, 10:45 AM
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Since when is it ok to judge a Lego (c) ?
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Old 11-30-2017, 11:27 AM
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Old 11-30-2017, 12:56 PM
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Posts the almost 40-year old that takes secret pictures of barely legal teenagers.
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Old 11-30-2017, 12:59 PM
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I've never done that Kate.
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Old 11-30-2017, 01:39 PM
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Probably doesnt want to get put on a sex-offenders register.

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The best server! :P

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Old 11-30-2017, 03:11 PM
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not looking good for 32 at all honestly
Look again this evening when we have 120ish
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Old 11-30-2017, 03:33 PM
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I'm constantly amazed how bad 30+ people look. I was told I look mid-20s yesterday at 33. I chalk it up to clean living: energy drinks, sleep deprivation, processed food, and cigarettes.
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