Mitt Romney

[Kaveh]

Oh captain, my captain

[Jibartik]

One of the worst Democrat presidential candidates in their history.

[Elizondo]

[Nocht]

Ok Gravy we get it red team bad blah blah blah. You got no life outside of your unhinged political red vs blue team threads in elf land. Cool story bro.

[starkind]

Mitt Romney is the Mormon guy? I'm ready for the Mormon theocracy.

If the Mormons overhauled the welfare system of this entire nation and u didn't have to be a Mormon and only had to go to Mormon church to get ur bread u would all be in much better shape and the bread would actually be healthy for u.

[Nocht]

Does he still have that creepy shriveled arm?

[Tethler]

Wonder if he's still got those binders full of women

[Raj]

"My dog is on the roof."

[Jibartik]

I love cars, I love lakes, I'm running for office for pete's sake!

[starkind]

What u have to realize is these guys never left the 1950s until like 2012. And Mitt wasn't part of that breakaway generation.