|
|
#22
02-16-2023, 02:15 PM
|
|||
|
I have developed the pleasant skill of being able to "have sex" (ie, orgasm, etc) just by being next to someone who has had sex in the past 24 hours. It's total pheremonic aura, everyone has it, but if someone has had sex in the past 24 hours it's [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.].
I just got home. Exhausted. So if any of you lover's rode the bus today, and the person next to you was smiling, I'm just saying, I'm not the only one who knows this trick. I don't do escalators or crosswalks anymore. That's for a younger person!
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|||
|
#23
02-16-2023, 02:24 PM
|
|||
|
Ok. Someone asked me, "What about hookers?" A lot of people think this is the ez sure thing, just go walk around where the hookers are, grinning yer ass off.
It sadly doesn't work that way. Hooker's do business sex. It generates "fizz" the equivalent of 70's brickweed. And sitting next to the John is no solution. It's mostly just this sad, droopy orgasm feeling. Word to the wise. I always encourage young people to fall in love. We all do. Next time grandpa tears up at a wedding, now you know why. You're welcome.
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#24
02-16-2023, 02:30 PM
|
|||
|
See, that was shoddy work. The ending needs a rework badly. Maybe something along the lines of, "This is why your mom always tells you and your wife to visit soon."
You know, this is free work. This is why communism fails. You stop caring even if you like the work, that is the irony. I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#25
02-16-2023, 02:34 PM
|
|||
|
Alright, how about this.
"That's why everyone's face always lights up when the newlyweds enter the room, like during Christmas. Buckets."
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#26
02-16-2023, 02:36 PM
|
|||
|
dammit
could have easily made that inclusive *and* killed in the Catskills. "Like at Christmas or during Passover."
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#28
02-16-2023, 02:45 PM
|
|||
|
"Buckets" stays. Think of an ironic Jack Benny cheek palm.
Wait do I have a sidekick? I'm I solo? You give me a sidekick I can have a riff on that. "Buckets!" (Sassy Ellen Cleghorne sidekick) "Buckets?" You can improvise from there for a few minutes, do a break in character, they came, they laughed, no diff. That is my point. They have tech in development that can *amplify* your receptors on this. That will be the killer app. Because really, who wants to jizz at a funeral just b/c your son and daughter in law had sex last night?
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#29
02-16-2023, 02:45 PM
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
"Yeah, I lost something. I lost peace and quiet. What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here, without having to occasionally deal with you animals?!"
-Carl | |||
|
|
||||
|
#30
02-16-2023, 02:46 PM
|
|||
|
It was already a difficult time. I loved their mom very much.
__________________
go go go
| ||
|
|
|||
 |
|
|
Linear Mode
