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08-06-2011, 04:16 PM
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A small boy is walking through his house, when he realizes he has to pee. He walks upstairs and toward the bathroom and notices the bathroom door is hanging wide open, with the lights on. He wanders in to do his business and as he enters he sees his mother, in the nude, toweling off. His mother does her best to cover her lady bits, but the son had already seen them. Being the inquisitive boy he is, he points to her lower regions and says, "Mommy, what was that?"
Thinking quickly, his mother responded, "Oh honey, that is where your father cut me with an axe!" The boy laughs and says, "Wow, he's got good aim. He gotcha' right in the cunt!"
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08-06-2011, 04:27 PM
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#14
08-06-2011, 05:39 PM
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You guys are sick and a disgrace to man kind everywhere. Society deems you all fat disgusting fucks irl.
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#15
08-06-2011, 07:24 PM
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What's so funny about black people?
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08-06-2011, 08:00 PM
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I was slightly stoned, so I told it to see what would happen. The result was a few gasps, some weird looks, and being avoided for the rest of the time I spent there. Not too surprising. Party sucked, anyway. I don't really know any jokes, but I remember this particular horror because of the circumstances from which it spawned.
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08-06-2011, 08:11 PM
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I believe this is a good time for an awkward silence.
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