DIRTY JOKES CONTENT ADVISORY

visage · #1 08-06-2011, 11:45 AM

LETS HEAR EM. RACIST - MEAN- DIRTY---

I'll go first

Penis Contest
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

lordyamish · #2 08-06-2011, 11:50 AM

What's the best thing about banging twenty two year olds

There are twenty of em

Prom Night Dumpster Baby · #3 08-06-2011, 12:45 PM

Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning and rush down the stairs to see what Santa had brought them for Christmas. As the brothers are opening their presents they notice that one has gotten all toys while the other has gotten all clothes. The boy who got all toys laughs and exclaims "I got all toys and all you got were clothes!" the other boy who got all clothes replies "Oh yea? Well at least I don't have cancer."

Humwawa · #4 08-06-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

and an African American

You already lost.

Humwawa · #5 08-06-2011, 02:39 PM

Also, a joke in two parts.

So, what's the best part about fucking an eleven year-old girl?

Obviously, he sound of her hips snapping.

Well then, what's the best part about fucking an eleven year-old boy?

If you would rather fuck an eleven year-old girl, all you need are some tin snips and an ice cream scoop.

Hasbinbad · #6 08-06-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Humwawa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, a joke in two parts.

So, what's the best part about fucking an eleven year-old girl?

Obviously, he sound of her hips snapping.

Well then, what's the best part about fucking an eleven year-old boy?

If you would rather fuck an eleven year-old girl, all you need are some tin snips and an ice cream scoop.

You fucked up my joke.

What's the best part about fucking an EIGHT year old girl?
Hearing her pelvic crack.

What's the best part about fucking an EIGHT year old boy?
Turn him over, he looks just like an eight year old girl.

What's the worst part about fucking an EIGHT year old?
Getting the blood off your clown suit.