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Old 09-21-2022, 10:19 AM
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Also, my now is your soon to be.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:25 AM
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Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:29 AM
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Also, my now is your soon to be.
What is your now like and define soon.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:31 AM
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Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word
Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:59 AM
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Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.
Biden: If you don't get vaccinated you will die!

Vaccinated Dead Celebrity: He's right
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Old 09-21-2022, 06:28 PM
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Celebrity 1: let's film ourselves insulting each other and show everybody

Celebrity 2: then what?

Celebrity 1: then we'll tell everybody to be nice to each other

Celebrity 2: i'm in
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Old 09-22-2022, 04:33 AM
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Mortality = you look like you're not flexxing when you are

Immortality = you look like you are flexxing when you're not


Example conversation between an Immortal and mortal being...


Mortal to Immortal: Look at me, i'm flexxing

Immortal to mortal
: It's a good job you told me otherwise I wouldn't have known. Why are you flexxing anyway when you're about to die from the flu?

Mortal to Immortal: you're flexxing too

Immortal to mortal: I'm not flexxing
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Old 09-22-2022, 05:05 AM
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Conversation continued...

Mortal to Immortal: liar

Immortal to mortal: I swear to me I'm not flexxing bro

Mortal to Immortal: prove it

Immortal to mortal: sigh, THIS is me flexxing

Mortal to Immortal: GOD ALMIGHTY
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