If each class was a college major, what would they be?

[Nocte]

Alchemy isn't a college major.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy

[snwbrdr642]

no but i think its awesome, geology is a good choice for mage as well

[myxomatosii]

I'm gonna break the mold a bit and say gnomes would be the only engineers.

Not class specific, more of a racial thing.

[billw134]

Animal and Dairy Science - Chardok AE Group Proxies - milking that exp, son!
Agriculture and Applied Economics - Druid - You have become better at Forage! (2), Porting for donations! You have a southern drawl, even when you type...
Applied Mathematical Science - You have been banned for using 3rd party software!
Early Childhood Education - Paladin - start on them young, I'm sure they will believe you! Also considered a prerequisite for becoming someone's Wife. You might look good in that shiny plate, but the only people who appreciate you are small children and the guy who is banging you.
Economics - Bankers and Mules. Enjoy not selling those GEBs for your asking price. You have been slain by a_tunnel_rat00!
French (changed major from Kinesiology) - Bards - Sirken has nerfed Low HP kiting, might as well surrender!
Masters in Internet Technology - Swish - MOAR GIFs Plz kthxbye
Special Education - Rangers - only good for tracking down retardedly rare mobs, enjoys a nice bowl cut, usually covered in bodily fluids.

[myxomatosii]

Originally Posted by billw134 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Animal and Dairy Science - Chardok AE Group Proxies - milking that exp, son!
Agriculture and Applied Economics - Druid - You have become better at Forage! (2), Porting for donations! You have a southern drawl, even when you type...
Applied Mathematical Science - You have been banned for using 3rd party software!
Early Childhood Education - Paladin - start on them young, I'm sure they will believe you! Also considered a prerequisite for becoming someone's Wife. You might look good in that shiny plate, but the only people who appreciate you are small children and the guy who is banging you.
Economics - Bankers and Mules. Enjoy not selling those GEBs for your asking price. You have been slain by a_tunnel_rat00!
French (changed major from Kinesiology) - Bards - Sirken has nerfed Low HP kiting, might as well surrender!
Masters in Internet Technology - Swish - MOAR GIFs Plz kthxbye
Special Education - Rangers - only good for tracking down retardedly rare mobs, enjoys a nice bowl cut, usually covered in bodily fluids.

http://www.tunnelsnakes.com/

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by snwbrdr642 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll Play

warrior - Communication/Rhetoric - gotta know how to keep that agro
rogue - Economics/Business - sneak, backstab, pick pocket. sounds about right
monk - Physical Therapy - they'll give you a work out

enchanter - Political Science - expert faction manipulators
magician - Alchemy - create something out of nothing
necromancer - Forensic Science - they know dead
wizard - Physics - nukes and portals

shaman - Biology and Chemistry - wis castors
cleric - Religious Studies - are pretty
druid - Earth Science - self explanatory

bard - Applied Music - once more, with feeling
shadow knight - Psychology - ...beams a smile, "now how does that make you feel?"
paladin - Philosophy - something something metaphysics
ranger - English - good luck getting a job

english is a heavy dose of rhetoric, but spot on on the "good luck getting a job"

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Ranger = culinary arts at DeVry

[indiscriminate_hater]

Bards are comm majors because it's so damn easy to level

[Ciroco]

Bards: Music (no wai)
Clerics: Public Health
Druid: Ecology
Enchanter: Psychology
Magician: Geology
Monk: Kinesiology
Necromancer: Toxicology
Paladin: Criminal Justice
Ranger: Geography
Shadowknight: I can't think of anything clever besides what I put for Necro
Shaman: Anthropology
Warrior: Peace and Conflict Studies (apparently it's a real thing at Cal)
Wizard: Nuclear Engineering

[Gnomersy]

Monk is definitely the drop out who ends up being a Hare Krishna.