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A pirate ship is sailing the sea when the lookout from the bird's nest yells out "Captain, Captain! Ship on the horizon!".
The Captain calls out "Bring me my red shirt!". A bloody battle ensues, but the pirate ship is victorious. Afterwards the First Mate asked the Captain why he wanted a red shirt, to which the Captain replied; "So if I were to get injured during battle, the men could not see me bleeding and morale would not drop." A few days pass, and once again the lookout cries out: "Captain! Captain! FIVE ships on the horizon!!!" The Captain yells out: "Bring me my brown pants!".
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Ouch, after reading some of these, I feel less bad about posting some Doug Stanhope jokes.
I personally like the first and last here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQZWA-T3nbs Or if you don't like videos: Hey, so I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits, she said, "How're you gonna make that feel good for me?", I said, "Right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face." and... I had a girl say this to me. She goes "you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he'd made cum taste like chocolate" I said "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you remember to do the laundry"
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Doug Stanhope is flat out hilarious.
http://youtu.be/MAVyiJ1SINE This is a good one... but my personal favorite is his transvestite hooker story. | ||
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What does Count Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the Count. | ||
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Why did the baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo. | ||
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i am laughing at these poo related jokes
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So I was fucking this chick..
..and I turn her over, and before she knew what was happening, I put it in her ass.. ..and as I was about to nut.. ..she turns to me and says "Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to just turn me over and start fucking me in the ass?" .. .. ..and I says "no.." .. .. "..but I do think presumptuous is a awfully big word for an eight year old."
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so edgy unnngghh
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did u hear the one about the pedo fuckin the 5 year old LOL milk everywhere
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