No such thing as an average BJ

[Peatree]

Have you ever noticed that a woman either knows how to give a fantastic blow job, or a bad one. There are no average ones. Yet we are happy either with either one. Just a random thought for a Monday morning.

[fishingme]

Totally agreed

[Secrets]

Binary Jobs

[fishingme]

Originally Posted by Secrets [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Binary Jobs

secrets, i think you look better as a dude imho

[fishingme]

no homo

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by fishingme [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no homo

glad u added that in there, I was starting to wonder.

[Pico]

sex is like pizza, when its good its really fucking good and when it's bad u get diarrhea

[Polixenes]

Originally Posted by Peatree [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have you ever noticed that a woman either knows how to give a fantastic blow job, or a bad one. There are no average ones. Yet we are happy either with either one. Just a random thought for a Monday morning.

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

[fishingme]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

When your dick is big, teeth and lack of deep throat get in the way.