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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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#421
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I had a guy tell me he was out of work for few dats cuz he had corona virus... kinda like a case of the 40s.....
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#422
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i have been at several stores lately when im in line i start coughing and say i think i have corona virus
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#423
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If I ran a store I’d keep the display stock of loo roll low (but plenty in the back), keep the cheaper brands completely unstocked, then jack up the prices. Create a false sense scarcity and encourage panic buying.
I just £6 on 9 rolls and wonder if they played me. At least they were a luxury brand. Don’t need to crack out the old raid sock yet. | ||
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I saw some churches are removing the holy water out of fear its contaminated.
I would of thought Holy Water would be made of sterner stuff tbh :| | ||
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#425
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They should just put a little salt and alcohol or vinegar in it, gg, germs ded.
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#426
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Or more importantly maybe holy water should do its job instead of being defeated by germs. Good for killing vampires i hear though.
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#428
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Little lavender oil never hurts either and smells p gud
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#429
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We're witnessing the largest transformation of American society before our very eyes. We are so fortunate to be living in these historic times.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] None of those people are going to go back to those offices ever. Weeks will pass, then months. It's never going to be safe enough, and besides everybody has been working from home for so long why bother? These magnificent structures will be turned into greenhouses or abandoned. Certainly of no use after The Great Distancing. There will be no more concerts, not with crowds in them. Empty stadiums, except for the players, running around coughing among the mucous but still bravely trying to score for us watching the video. You will ride the plane encased in a plastic envelope. Our car door handles will ooze 60% alcohol gel as we drive around in circles waiting for our turn to go into the one-person Steri-Mart. We need to preserve artifacts for historical purposes. Don't throw away the first mask you get. Label it with your name, when and where you got it, and put it in a bag for posterity. | ||
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