Project 1999

Go Back   Project 1999 > General Community > Off Topic

View Poll Results: You have been selected for additional screening.
This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
Voters: 213. You may not vote on this poll

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #421  
Old 03-05-2020, 06:48 PM
Whirled Whirled is offline
Planar Protector


Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,792
Default

I had a guy tell me he was out of work for few dats cuz he had corona virus... kinda like a case of the 40s.....
https://youtu.be/ffYwzwBG7_I?t=1
  #422  
Old 03-05-2020, 07:39 PM
Bigsham Bigsham is offline
Banned


Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: World 1-1
Posts: 1,084
Default

i have been at several stores lately when im in line i start coughing and say i think i have corona virus

people flip out

shits gold
  #423  
Old 03-06-2020, 09:54 AM
Jimjam Jimjam is offline
Planar Protector


Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 11,320
Default

If I ran a store I’d keep the display stock of loo roll low (but plenty in the back), keep the cheaper brands completely unstocked, then jack up the prices. Create a false sense scarcity and encourage panic buying.

I just £6 on 9 rolls and wonder if they played me. At least they were a luxury brand. Don’t need to crack out the old raid sock yet.
  #424  
Old 03-06-2020, 12:00 PM
Hoppkins_Wytchfinder Hoppkins_Wytchfinder is offline
Fire Giant

Hoppkins_Wytchfinder's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 508
Default

I saw some churches are removing the holy water out of fear its contaminated.

I would of thought Holy Water would be made of sterner stuff tbh :|
  #425  
Old 03-06-2020, 12:40 PM
magnetaress magnetaress is offline
Planar Protector

magnetaress's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 9,950
Default

They should just put a little salt and alcohol or vinegar in it, gg, germs ded.
  #426  
Old 03-06-2020, 12:45 PM
Hoppkins_Wytchfinder Hoppkins_Wytchfinder is offline
Fire Giant

Hoppkins_Wytchfinder's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 508
Default

Or more importantly maybe holy water should do its job instead of being defeated by germs. Good for killing vampires i hear though.
  #427  
Old 03-06-2020, 12:49 PM
magnetaress magnetaress is offline
Planar Protector

magnetaress's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 9,950
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoppkins_Wytchfinder [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Or more importantly maybe holy water should do its job instead of being defeated by germs. Good for killing vampires i hear though.
*adds a little garlic to be on the safe side*

GG

*puts on supernatural and meds*
  #428  
Old 03-06-2020, 01:08 PM
magnetaress magnetaress is offline
Planar Protector

magnetaress's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 9,950
Default

Little lavender oil never hurts either and smells p gud
  #429  
Old 03-06-2020, 06:46 PM
BlackBellamy BlackBellamy is offline
Planar Protector

BlackBellamy's Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: At the barricades.
Posts: 2,813
Default

We're witnessing the largest transformation of American society before our very eyes. We are so fortunate to be living in these historic times.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

None of those people are going to go back to those offices ever. Weeks will pass, then months. It's never going to be safe enough, and besides everybody has been working from home for so long why bother? These magnificent structures will be turned into greenhouses or abandoned. Certainly of no use after The Great Distancing.

There will be no more concerts, not with crowds in them. Empty stadiums, except for the players, running around coughing among the mucous but still bravely trying to score for us watching the video. You will ride the plane encased in a plastic envelope. Our car door handles will ooze 60% alcohol gel as we drive around in circles waiting for our turn to go into the one-person Steri-Mart.

We need to preserve artifacts for historical purposes. Don't throw away the first mask you get. Label it with your name, when and where you got it, and put it in a bag for posterity.
  #430  
Old 03-06-2020, 07:07 PM
Wonkie Wonkie is offline
Banned


Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 6,339
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
We're witnessing the largest transformation of American society before our very eyes. We are so fortunate to be living in these historic times.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

None of those people are going to go back to those offices ever. Weeks will pass, then months. It's never going to be safe enough, and besides everybody has been working from home for so long why bother? These magnificent structures will be turned into greenhouses or abandoned. Certainly of no use after The Great Distancing.

There will be no more concerts, not with crowds in them. Empty stadiums, except for the players, running around coughing among the mucous but still bravely trying to score for us watching the video. You will ride the plane encased in a plastic envelope. Our car door handles will ooze 60% alcohol gel as we drive around in circles waiting for our turn to go into the one-person Steri-Mart.

We need to preserve artifacts for historical purposes. Don't throw away the first mask you get. Label it with your name, when and where you got it, and put it in a bag for posterity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76h9GS0fwQ
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:19 PM.


Everquest is a registered trademark of Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Project 1999 is not associated or affiliated in any way with Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.