The spousal abuse must end now

[Bardp1999]

I am roleplaying as Sirkens wife on my Dark Elf Shadow Knight. Naturally I need the e'Lanti surname to legitimize my claim as Warlord Sirkens wife. 3 times now I have been denied my right. I asked Sirken to marry me one day in game and he said yes, ipso facto I am now his wife and in certain elf cultures this type of abuse is punishable by imprisonment.

Either A) give me my #$%^ing surname of e'Lanti

or

B) Send Sirken to elf jail where Orcs will pillage his supple body

You cant just ditch me because I am not "pretty enough" or "not really a woman IRL". This is disgusting behavior and your wife demands to be legitimized or I WILL be contancting P99 lawyers for alimony.

[beversami]

Do you jack off during or after writing your inane posts?

[Bardp1999]

You are a racist and a bigot if you think a strong independent Dark Elf woman doesn't deserve her husbands last name. Go back to Hitler youth camp, spring break isn't over yet little boi.

[maskedmelon]

thread almost makes me wanna play again ^o^

[Cecily]

I don't see why you have to participate in that sexist ritual of surrendering power. If anything he should take your name. Or after maybe hyphenate your family name with his?

[Nexii]

It should be the other way around as Dark Elves are matriarchal. Well drow are, they kinda watered that down in EQ a little with the male deity and all.

He'll break your heart though </3

[America]

Originally Posted by beversami [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you jack off during or after writing your inane posts?

its spelled "insane" you bufoon.


nice thread, spyder.

[Oleris]

What's the punishment?

[d3r14k]

Originally Posted by America [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

its spelled "insane" you bufoon.


nice thread, spyder.

Inane is a word, though! And even relevant in the above context.

Inane - adj - lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly

[America]

Originally Posted by d3r14k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Inane is a word, though! And even relevant in the above context.

Inane - adj - lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly

ohhhhhh