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Old 03-20-2019, 09:29 AM
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Default You ever seen real EQ items?

Ok, so this is real. This is some weird stuff, but tell me you've never owned something similar in EQ. I dont know how to feel about this. Thought I would share.
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Old 03-20-2019, 09:53 AM
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the fbi is on their way
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 03-20-2019, 10:55 AM
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I've seen lots of mossy twigs irl
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Old 03-20-2019, 11:07 AM
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my high skool friend kept a wakazashi of the frozen sky over his bed
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Old 03-20-2019, 01:47 PM
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So wait, they keep the guys dried out cock and balls on those pants?
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Old 03-20-2019, 01:56 PM
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So wait, they keep the guys dried out cock and balls on those pants?
big if true?

can a possessor of the uncensored version describe the crotch in detail pls
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Old 03-20-2019, 02:04 PM
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ok i googled it its a decent sized soft dick with pubes, uncut. check this out


If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók), you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried, you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants, they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently, the coin will draw money into the scrotum so that it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation, the owner has to convince someone else to take ownership of the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
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Old 03-20-2019, 03:28 PM
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I suppose if you were convinced the sorcerer wearing you might get a little magic rubbed off on you so that you would be brought back to life, the idea was appealing.
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Old 03-20-2019, 03:32 PM
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I thought I had seen it all. Thank you p99 forums.
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Old 03-20-2019, 03:48 PM
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WTS Flayed Skin Leggings $14.99
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