Theory: everything sucks ass

[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have you ever sucked a really sweet ass tho?

who the hell sucks ass

[Kaveh]

Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Good pussy = emotional and/or financial strings, bitchiness

Know how I know you’re gay?

[magnetaress]

I bet Kaveh has a sweet pooty.

[HalflingSpergand]

Don't pretend good pussy doesn't have downsides you're just lyin to yourself

[magnetaress]

Sometimes it is a matter of sucking the best ass. As upposed to any ass. Or easily attainable ass.

Improving your own ass is cool too. I got a lot of fun and happiness out of that. I would like to again.

[HalflingSpergand]

Sucking ass is off the table

Psa Leave your poor ass alone

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sucking ass is off the table

Psa Leave your poor ass alone

I'm really gentle with my butt. Pooping. Wiping. Washing.

Make sure to never get soap up there. My ass has been through enough.

I put my legs up, do a squat and relax, there's no sucking involved there. Don't think I would have made it this far without this technique.

Zero suck. Just relaxing, sliding, and giving back to earth.

[imperiouskitten]

but what if u define good pussy as not having bitchiness & strangs doe

[HalflingSpergand]

Then other dudes stick their dicks in it thereby disqualifying it

[FatherSioux]

A nice ribeye cooked over charcoal