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Old 04-15-2011, 11:45 AM
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Looks like a lazy eye?
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:17 PM
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Vox was tanked by hughman in plain sight, we found out that the bard could attack tru the wall there(more lucky than exploit) and we just pilled everyone there.
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:03 PM
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i giggled a bit, then realized i could be hurting someones feeling and began to cry
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:08 PM
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i giggled a bit, then realized i could be hurting someones feeling and began to cry
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Vox was tanked by hughman in plain sight, we found out that the bard could attack tru the wall there(more lucky than exploit) and we just pilled everyone there.
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Old 05-31-2011, 03:02 PM
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Oh, you're dropping a "you mad" instead of addressing my challenge.

Thanks for confirming my virgin gargoyle theory.

Sure, I wouldn't fuck Tralina with a bag over her head...but I bet you couldn't PAY a girl to fuck you if you had a $50 bill hanging out your zipper.

Pics or back to the dungeon with you...."bro."
White Knight alert, wanna join my vztz guild bro?

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Old 05-31-2011, 03:07 PM
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Old 06-01-2011, 07:33 AM
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I will follow you home.
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Old 06-01-2011, 08:47 PM
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I'd treat Tralina like a lady. I'd pick her up in my Toyota Tercel, greet her father with a nice firm hand shake but not too firm as to ensure his place as the alpha male. I'd compliment her mother on her good looks and let their worries ease when I tell them she'll be home at a reasonable hour. I'd take her to a classy restaurant like the Sizzler and push in her chair as she sat down. Afterwards we'd take in a movie, something entertaining and tasteful but nothing too artsy/French. By this time the date will be wrapping up so I'll drive her home walk her to the door and gently kiss her on the hand and whisper "good night!"

Later on that evening I'd stalk her on Facebook endlessly waiting for her to comment on our date. While waiting I'd stick my hand crassly down the front of my pants and masturbate furiously at all of her Facebook photos. Once the skin starts to become irritated I'll move onto the harder stuff (Roman showers) and imagine Tralina vomiting her chicken salad and mashed potatoes on my genitals. Finally the moment would come where she comments on our date with the words "tonight sucked" and I'd climax.

A perfect evening.
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:13 PM
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white knighting, what we used to call being a decent human being. thanks internet.
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:41 AM
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If that avatar is her, I'd let her use my face as her toilet, but everything she posts is annoying as fuck. Literally everything. Its all bringing attention to her too.
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