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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive: [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that. Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero. | ||
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Maybe it's opioids. | |||
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I wish I had some opoids right now. My hip is fucking on fire.
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Dun-duh-duh Beep brrrm lock it down forever. Derp Breath through your nose. Beep-boop Shim's not wearing zer mask! Derp What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives! Derp At least weeds legal, and essential business! | |||
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But I agree that prioritizing the economy over american lives is pretty gay | |||
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