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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:28 PM
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We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!

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Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive:

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If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that.

Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero.
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:34 PM
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We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!

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Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive:

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If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that.

Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero.
Not even half a million. Number is also inflated.

Just shameful.
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:55 PM
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Not even half a million. Number is also inflated.

Just shameful.
Kinda falls apart when you compare data from prior years. Something is killing people.

Maybe it's opioids.
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:59 PM
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:30 PM
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:42 PM
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Kinda falls apart when you compare data from prior years. Something is killing people.

Maybe it's opioids.
Or, it could be this virus that came out of China that everyone is talking about.
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:45 PM
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I wish I had some opoids right now. My hip is fucking on fire.
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Old 05-28-2020, 01:54 AM
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Or, it could be this virus that came out of China that everyone is talking about.
Derp derp.

Dun-duh-duh

Beep brrrm lock it down forever.

Derp

Breath through your nose.

Beep-boop

Shim's not wearing zer mask!

Derp

What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives!

Derp

At least weeds legal, and essential business!
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Old 05-28-2020, 03:12 AM
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Derp derp.

Dun-duh-duh

Beep brrrm lock it down forever.

Derp

Breath through your nose.

Beep-boop

Shim's not wearing zer mask!

Derp

What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives!

Derp

At least weeds legal, and essential business!
If anything bad happens to people, economically, they can always just pull themselves up by their bootstraps or tap into their savings. There’s no need to risk American lives.
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Old 05-28-2020, 07:47 AM
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If anything bad happens to people, economically, they can always just pull themselves up by their bootstraps or tap into their savings. There’s no need to risk American lives.
We’re paying $30 / hr for people to do nothing, hardly bootstraps

But I agree that prioritizing the economy over american lives is pretty gay
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