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Old 10-12-2017, 05:48 PM
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Since mid June.
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We are actually all in a mental hospital, Awakened is in the west wing of the hospital, Aftermath is in the east wing. I keep trying to figure out how to escape but they are onto us.
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:34 PM
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i know a guy who had the same condition and basically the same procedure. he is stuck with a bag for life.

is it because he failed to fully explore his surgery options with alternative procedures? reading your story I cant help but wonder if that is the case....

if so, that is pretty fucked up that someone can fuck themselves over by not doing serious homework.
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:42 PM
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Yeah, I hear that some people get stuck with the ileostomy bag for life. One person I spoke with said it's because she had another form of autoimmune disorder that precluded the J-Pouch surgery.

From speaking with my surgeon, I've learned that they basically have one attempt to restructure the small intestine into a new poop chute. So if you don't have a good doctor do it you're fucked.

Other than that, there are other health complications which people can have that I fortunately do not.

I also relocated to LA to get operated on by the dankest mofo in the butt surgery biz. He does it lapriscopically which just came out 2 years ago as a practice, so I don't even have big scars.

Just them internal ones, yo.

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Old 10-12-2017, 06:44 PM
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he is stuck with a bag for life
They are making crazy breakthroughs in medicine all the time now (eg. https://www.israel21c.org/startup-pr...newed-dignity/). I would be pretty surprised if people (in developed countries at least) are still using bags twenty years from now.

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Old 10-12-2017, 06:49 PM
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Within my life time it's likely I'll be able to get a new colon grown from stem cells.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:12 PM
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Within my life time it's likely I'll be able to get a new colon grown from stem cells.
We were still born about 100 years too early though.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:13 PM
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Within my life time it's likely I'll be able to get a new colon grown from stem cells.
I can't remember the exact condition you had/have, what was it again? Sorry to ask you to repeat stuff you already mentioned I just want to better understand it.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:57 PM
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Within my life time it's likely I'll be able to get a new colon grown from stem cells.
You can already 3d-print one ...

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Old 10-12-2017, 08:04 PM
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(The above is the colon of Larry Smarr: https://www.statnews.com/2017/03/09/...rtual-reality/)
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:38 PM
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Yeah, I hear that some people get stuck with the ileostomy bag for life. One person I spoke with said it's because she had another form of autoimmune disorder that precluded the J-Pouch surgery.

From speaking with my surgeon, I've learned that they basically have one attempt to restructure the small intestine into a new poop chute. So if you don't have a good doctor do it you're fucked.

Other than that, there are other health complications which people can have that I fortunately do not.

I also relocated to LA to get operated on by the dankest mofo in the butt surgery biz. He does it lapriscopically which just came out 2 years ago as a practice, so I don't even have big scars.

Just them internal ones, yo.

Real talk.

*walks away in slow motion with gray rain falling around him on a West Baltimore street*
All pun intended, you've been dealt a really shitty hand and I wish you god speed good sir.
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