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I would say transcendence but that has a negative connotation.
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Me: ? Hollywood: give me $15 and i'll let you watch an alien outclass you on a huge fucking screen in high definition! Me: no thanks Hollywood: hey, you, psst! Me: ? Hollywood: look, it's Superman! he's come to save the day! he's on your side! [orchestral music] Me: woah, he looks awesome and hes a good guy too! Hollywood: that will be $15 please Me: take my money! here's $90 for me, my wife, and my kids! Hollywood: popcorn is $10. Me: here's another $60! Hollywwod: drinks are $5 Me: here's another $30! Hollywood: you can buy the DVD later so you can watch Superman save the day at home, i have 2 different versions...standard edition is $20 and special collector's edition is $40 Me: i'll take both! here's another $40! Hollywood: limited edition superman figurine is $150 Me: do want, take this $150 Hollywood: superman OST is $20 Me: here's another $20 Hollywood: superman bedspread is $40 Me: here's another $40 [some time later] wife: i wish you were a fucking alien instead of being just fucking human kids: dad why the fuck are you so shit compared to that fucking alien? Hollywood: hey, human scum, Superman II is out now so empty your fucking pockets | |||
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the most hillarious is king james bible has like 400sh errors in translation
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Ability to fly? exist without breathing? read minds? | |||
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You con green and don't give XP
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No matter what he/she/it wears/drives/eats, No matter how fast he/she/it can run/knit/rap/swim/hop, No matter how popular you think he/she/it is, No matter how witty/smart/funny/righteous/charismatic/succesful he/she/it appears to be, No matter how long he/she/it can hold his/her/its breath underwater for, No matter how often/much he/she/it says he/she/it donates to charity, No matter how he/she/it cons and how much XP he/she/it gives, No matter how often he/she/it is on the TV/radio/cinema screen, No matter how much he/she/it can press/curl/lift, No matter how many pounds/dollars/euro/bitcoins forbes says he/she/it has in his/her/its bank account, No matter what kind of hat he/she/it wears, No matter how many times he/she/it goes to church/synagogue/mosque, No matter what nationality/religion/race/sexual orientation he/she/it claims he/she/it is, No matter how many times he/she/it has been on the cover of time magazine, No matter how many wells he/she/it buiilds in africa, No matter what skin colour/eye colour/hair colour he/she/it has, No matter how many views/subscribers/comments/likes/upvotes/belts/trophies/medals/awards/degrees he/she/it has to his/her/its name, No matter how good you think he/she/it can sing/dance/act/juggle/surf/ice skate/kick a ball/catch a ball/hit a ball/fumble a ball, No matter how many people vote for him/she/it, No matter how many jokes/languages/words/phrases/sayings he/she/it knows off by heart, No matter how good he/she/it is at playing everquest/battlefield/fortnight/chess/monopoly, No matter how much pre-nerf and NToV loot he/she/it has, No matter what title/label/description he/she/it has for himself/herself/itself, No matter what promises he/she/it makes, No matter if he/she/it is in your favourie movie/tv show, If he/she/it is not me then he/she/it is an imposter and I reject. I have an in-built imposter detecter which is infallible and works something like this:- Code:
1. Is this [messiah] which everybody is talking about me? 2. If subject is not me then subject is imposter 3. If subject is imposter then reject imposter In fact, I only recently discovered I had it because I was so distracted with bullshit. So the most important answer wasn't on some distant planet but right there in front of me the whole time and it's with me everywhere I go. I like it that way, so much simpler. Why make life more complicated than it needs to be? | |||
Last edited by Elfminster; 07-10-2022 at 05:49 PM..
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