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Old 07-09-2022, 05:33 PM
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I would say transcendence but that has a negative connotation.
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Old 07-09-2022, 06:09 PM
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Hollywood: hey, you, psst!
Me: ?
Hollywood: give me $15 and i'll let you watch an alien outclass you on a huge fucking screen in high definition!
Me: no thanks
Hollywood: hey, you, psst!
Me: ?
Hollywood: look, it's Superman! he's come to save the day! he's on your side! [orchestral music]
Me: woah, he looks awesome and hes a good guy too!
Hollywood: that will be $15 please
Me: take my money! here's $90 for me, my wife, and my kids!
Hollywood: popcorn is $10.
Me: here's another $60!
Hollywwod: drinks are $5
Me: here's another $30!
Hollywood: you can buy the DVD later so you can watch Superman save the day at home, i have 2 different versions...standard edition is $20 and special collector's edition is $40
Me: i'll take both! here's another $40!
Hollywood: limited edition superman figurine is $150
Me: do want, take this $150
Hollywood: superman OST is $20
Me: here's another $20
Hollywood: superman bedspread is $40
Me: here's another $40
[some time later]
wife: i wish you were a fucking alien instead of being just fucking human
kids: dad why the fuck are you so shit compared to that fucking alien?
Hollywood: hey, human scum, Superman II is out now so empty your fucking pockets
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Old 07-09-2022, 08:35 PM
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What do the following books have in common?

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the most hillarious is king james bible has like 400sh errors in translation
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Old 07-09-2022, 08:37 PM
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both written by a species created by a much more powerful and advanced species.
Advanced in what way? better singer? faster runner?

Ability to fly? exist without breathing? read minds?
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Old 07-09-2022, 08:53 PM
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the most hillarious is king james bible has like 400sh errors in translation
That's not bad going considering it's supposed to have been commissioned in 1604 and published in 1611.
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Old 07-09-2022, 08:58 PM
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Unless the Georgia Guide Stones get their way and reduce the population to some manageable level, in which case no, there will be no stories in that world.
Yes, now you understand the plan.
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Old 07-09-2022, 10:49 PM
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Advanced in what way? better singer? faster runner?

Ability to fly? exist without breathing? read minds?
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Old 07-10-2022, 02:07 PM
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Well, whatever it is and whatever it does it shall still be on your level and beneath my level.
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Old 07-10-2022, 04:52 PM
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You con green and don't give XP
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Old 07-10-2022, 05:42 PM
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Well, whatever it is and whatever it does it shall still be on your level and beneath my level.
I'll rephrase that because it sounds a bit of an insult and it's not entirely accurate. I wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea. Regarding this [messiah/superhero/god/saviour/lord/golden child/chosen one/christ/king/supernatural being/anomaly/alien invader] you speak of...

No matter what he/she/it wears/drives/eats,
No matter how fast he/she/it can run/knit/rap/swim/hop,
No matter how popular you think he/she/it is,
No matter how witty/smart/funny/righteous/charismatic/succesful he/she/it appears to be,
No matter how long he/she/it can hold his/her/its breath underwater for,
No matter how often/much he/she/it says he/she/it donates to charity,
No matter how he/she/it cons and how much XP he/she/it gives,
No matter how often he/she/it is on the TV/radio/cinema screen,
No matter how much he/she/it can press/curl/lift,
No matter how many pounds/dollars/euro/bitcoins forbes says he/she/it has in his/her/its bank account,
No matter what kind of hat he/she/it wears,
No matter how many times he/she/it goes to church/synagogue/mosque,
No matter what nationality/religion/race/sexual orientation he/she/it claims he/she/it is,
No matter how many times he/she/it has been on the cover of time magazine,
No matter how many wells he/she/it buiilds in africa,
No matter what skin colour/eye colour/hair colour he/she/it has,
No matter how many views/subscribers/comments/likes/upvotes/belts/trophies/medals/awards/degrees he/she/it has to his/her/its name,
No matter how good you think he/she/it can sing/dance/act/juggle/surf/ice skate/kick a ball/catch a ball/hit a ball/fumble a ball,
No matter how many people vote for him/she/it,
No matter how many jokes/languages/words/phrases/sayings he/she/it knows off by heart,
No matter how good he/she/it is at playing everquest/battlefield/fortnight/chess/monopoly,
No matter how much pre-nerf and NToV loot he/she/it has,
No matter what title/label/description he/she/it has for himself/herself/itself,
No matter what promises he/she/it makes,
No matter if he/she/it is in your favourie movie/tv show,

If he/she/it is not me then he/she/it is an imposter and I reject.

I have an in-built imposter detecter which is infallible and works something like this:-
Code:
1. Is this [messiah] which everybody is talking about me?

2. If subject is not me then subject is imposter

3. If subject is imposter then reject imposter
My imposter detecter runs all the time even when I'm asleep.

In fact, I only recently discovered I had it because I was so distracted with bullshit.

So the most important answer wasn't on some distant planet but right there in front of me the whole time and it's with me everywhere I go.

I like it that way, so much simpler.

Why make life more complicated than it needs to be?
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