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Old 07-18-2022, 06:17 PM
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I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.
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Old 07-18-2022, 06:31 PM
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I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.
Filthy N'wah! Now you die!!
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Old 07-19-2022, 11:34 AM
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Hahaha..no. It's called roleplay, we're in another world called Norrath when we log in. Also kids should NOT be playing this game. I also hit on Wuoshi when she's up.
What you call 'roleplay' the judge will call 'pedophilia'.

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Norrathian Times

Wood elf arrested for groping underage girls at local druid rings

Top scientists discover Norrathians used to be skulking brutes

High elves apologise to erudites for being extreme right wing racists

Chaos as Halflings go on strike over 'offensive' hairy feet comment made by Gnome

Master race continues to beg blind humans for epic weapons 

Bard banned for disrupting entire zone while singing My Way

Outrage as guises stop dropping for some but not for others

Dark Elves pose on the blue carpet at the 666th Neriak Film Festival

Barbarian Shaman says Marilyn Monroe is an 'abstract concept'

Fury as EXP gain completely banned because life isn't fair

Fippy Darkpaw now Caitlyn Marie after undertaking gender reassignment therapy

Cloudy with a chance of Jimjam
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Old 07-19-2022, 12:45 PM
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Old 07-19-2022, 01:55 PM
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Body type 2 dracthyr don't really have boobs.

Body type 1 and two both got booty tho
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Old 07-19-2022, 02:01 PM
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OP has never felt the touch of a woman in his life
Neither have u obviously lol 😆
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Old 07-19-2022, 07:18 PM
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Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side". 

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.
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Old 07-20-2022, 03:40 AM
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This may be the winning post. Thanks Headband-Man.

Let's talk about the Vah Shir women next. We all know Sony had some furryness going on back then.
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Old 07-20-2022, 08:28 AM
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Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side". 

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.
This is pretty funny guys. And definitely not hate speech.
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Old 07-20-2022, 09:39 AM
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Norrathians head to the polls to vote for their next leader.

Exit polls suggest the 'Make Norrath Great Again Party' is on course for an historic landside victory.

A party spokesperson said,

"This party is committed to making life fairer for all,
that's why on our first day in office we will be introducing a 21% income tax rate
on Druid earnings over 3PP per hour and an 18% final value fee on auctions
over 4PP. These vital measures will pay for much needed Fungi Tunics for 
hard working single mothers and impoverished inner city children"

A spokesperson for the Gen Z Party said in response,

"OK boomer"
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