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I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.
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I see your Rusty Longsword is as big as mine! | ||
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Norrathian Times Wood elf arrested for groping underage girls at local druid rings Top scientists discover Norrathians used to be skulking brutes High elves apologise to erudites for being extreme right wing racists Chaos as Halflings go on strike over 'offensive' hairy feet comment made by Gnome Master race continues to beg blind humans for epic weapons Bard banned for disrupting entire zone while singing My Way Outrage as guises stop dropping for some but not for others Dark Elves pose on the blue carpet at the 666th Neriak Film Festival Barbarian Shaman says Marilyn Monroe is an 'abstract concept' Fury as EXP gain completely banned because life isn't fair Fippy Darkpaw now Caitlyn Marie after undertaking gender reassignment therapy Cloudy with a chance of Jimjam | |||
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Body type 2 dracthyr don't really have boobs.
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Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says, "Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours" The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say, "Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side". The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist. | ||
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This may be the winning post. Thanks Headband-Man. Let's talk about the Vah Shir women next. We all know Sony had some furryness going on back then. | |||
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Norrathians head to the polls to vote for their next leader. Exit polls suggest the 'Make Norrath Great Again Party' is on course for an historic landside victory. A party spokesperson said, "This party is committed to making life fairer for all, that's why on our first day in office we will be introducing a 21% income tax rate on Druid earnings over 3PP per hour and an 18% final value fee on auctions over 4PP. These vital measures will pay for much needed Fungi Tunics for hard working single mothers and impoverished inner city children" A spokesperson for the Gen Z Party said in response, "OK boomer" | ||
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