04-15-2021, 07:16 PM
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Planar Protector
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 6,499
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Quote:
Kenny : You worn the suit yet?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, not yet.
Waiter : [the waiter comes up] Have you decided?
Kenny : Oh, get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'll have the salmon.
Waiter : And you?
Kenny : Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.
Jerry Seinfeld : Another time? What other time?
Kenny : I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.
Kenny : Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead and eat. Get anything you want.
Kenny : I don't want anything but soup.
Jerry Seinfeld : Then that's the meal.
Kenny : But I had the hot dog.
Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't tell you to have a hot dog. Who told you to have a hot dog?
Kenny : Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit, and you won't even buy me a meal?
Jerry Seinfeld : All right, fine. Get the soup!
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Soup isn't a meal, and if you can't be polite in line... Come back, 1 year. |
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Is soup a meal
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