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Old 10-29-2018, 07:24 AM
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I don’t need life advice from someone with strong opinions about pickles not going on sandwiches.
I’m pro pickle
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:25 AM
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That’s because you’re a real American.
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:52 AM
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Pickles are a fuckin-sometimes-snack! Not an addition to something that is already good! Would you put pickles on a pizza to make it better?! Would you put them on a pristine lasagna?

No, no you would not.

Pickles do not improve the sandwich. They overpower the tastes of the other ingredients, and therefore ruin the sandwich.
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Old 10-29-2018, 08:05 AM
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I’m pro pickle
Famous Dave's Devil's Spit for sliced pickles and Famous Dave's Spicy Pickle Spears all the way.

Try them on a grilled cheese and be sure to wear a diaper for containing your orgasm.
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Pickles are a fuckin-sometimes-snack! Not an addition to something that is already good! Would you put pickles on a pizza to make it better?! Would you put them on a pristine lasagna?

No, no you would not.

Pickles do not improve the sandwich. They overpower the tastes of the other ingredients, and therefore ruin the sandwich.
Are you talking about Bacon...?
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Old 10-29-2018, 08:27 AM
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Save vs Torture is a million dollar turn of phrase.
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Old 10-29-2018, 08:32 AM
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Save vs Torture is a million dollar turn of phrase.
CBT is rough stuff. Was going to get more into it but the story got long even to that point. Probably more BDSM to come though we'll see! Depends on my mood
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Old 10-29-2018, 09:10 AM
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Famous Dave's Devil's Spit for sliced pickles and Famous Dave's Spicy Pickle Spears all the way.

Try them on a grilled cheese and be sure to wear a diaper for containing your orgasm.
Famous Dave’s pickles are my benchmark for delicious pickles that enhance whatever it is I’m eating, but I wasn’t sure how national a chain they were. I’m delighted to hear you enjoy them similarly. Those pickles on pulled pork are holy experience. At the local Amish market they sold habanero infused bread and butter pickles which were fireball hot and made amazing chicken nachos and an awesome sandwich (toasted bun, whole chicken breast, mozzarella cheese, habanero/coconut/mango sauce, and a few of those inferno pickles) which I totally stole and improved the idea from Dominoes’. Yeah I like pickles a lot.
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Old 10-29-2018, 09:21 AM
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i think pickles have a place all their own along the culinary spectrum and espousing strong preference for their inclusion or exclusion in particular dishes underscores deeply seated bigotry.

#liberalizecondimentroles
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Old 10-29-2018, 09:36 AM
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You say your writing isn't necessarily for humor, but I always find myself laughing at several differwnt parts in each one od these. I liked this bit:

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This was an irresistible feature that all rangers shared, as having to frequently bend over to loot their own corpses was a great workout.
And also your take on "book not up".

Another great chapter. 10/10
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