The Razing of Ak'Anon

[captnamazing]

The Report

This is what you brought me??? seething

lord filbus my lord please forgive me

begone

FILBUS READS THE BLOODSTAINED REPORT

PICTURE OF KING AK'ANON
AKA
THE DEFOULER OF NATURE

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King Ak'Anon has presided over his people for nearly five centuries, and not one year of his rule has yielded a hardship that can be compared to those of Norrath's other civilizations. Strife and war has been all but abolished, giving the gnomes of Ak'Anon room for creativity, research, and celebration - despite their religious persuasions.

This knowledge cost us a great deal of meat. Return with at least one hundred eightteen hams

love
Grumphilda


disgust. feeling cold, clammy. Mayor Gubbin won't like this.

This heathen abomination must suffer the wrath of war

FILBUS MARCHES INTO RIVERVALE AND BEGINS TO RALLY THE TROOPS

[Pint]

Turn akanon into a pvp zone and let us defend the gnomes and kick the shit out of these low lifes!

[Cecily]

People of Faydwyer! This is an assault on our homes be you small and foul smelling or fair and well bathed.
Take up arms and defend Ak'anon!

[Jimjam]

Those gnomes always making jokes about how tall us halflings are. It's like they don't realise they are the short ones and we are the proper height!

[Chanteur]

Oh, if GMs make Ak'Anon PVP fr this event!

Would be epic

[Afterburner]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This Friday at 8 PM EST, I will be leading an assault on Ak'Anon, aided by some loyal comrades of <Bregan D'Aerth>.

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[Portasaurus]

yes

[captnamazing]

Prepare yourselves...

[captnamazing]

The people want to know:

why are YOU going to kill gnomes?

[Messie]

Unfortunately I can't make it tonight. Hunt well, Filbus and friends!