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| View Poll Results: How Would You Like to see the Duke Go Out? (in EQ) | |||
| break a knife off in his dilapitated back, rogue style |
   
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1 | 3.70% |
| lob his small body down the stairs of Erudin library, warrior style |
  
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3 | 11.11% |
| break his glasses and leave, enchanter eye of confusion style (cant afford new ones) |
  
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1 | 3.70% |
| snap his twig arms in half-- Steven Seagal, monk style |
  
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1 | 3.70% |
| rabid bear tear his legs off so he cant get up to make hotpockets and starves-- druid lvl 55 style |
  
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1 | 3.70% |
| bash his head in from behind in a Freeport alley, vyrenoth style |
  
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8 | 29.63% |
| my sugar is low, cant even do 2+2 without a bag of chips |
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1 | 3.70% |
| I sit in a 3 man groupchat all day, objectively ugly |
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4 | 14.81% |
| ur a beady eyed dar-- waste of time |
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9 | 33.33% |
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#1
12-02-2016, 08:47 PM
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How Would You Like To See the Duke Go Out?
Strictly hypothetical. Love him or hate him, if you HAD to make a choice, what would you choose?
(this is assuming someone else is doing it in EQ)
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12-02-2016, 09:13 PM
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apologize to everyone about the lack of options. that's why I included the last 1.
I'd personally break his glasses 100% for sure, as a Call of Duty Black OPS mission, because I know for a fact he can't afford a decent meal nevermind 200 dollar specs. he'd never be able to read and write again without them, but not like he does much of that anyway... the duke doesn't have much going on. in EQ
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12-03-2016, 12:40 AM
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Hes an angry racist nerd so id just strap him to a chair and pump a recording of a muslim cleric singing sweet praises to allah at 11 and feed him through plugs in his nose just enough so he doesnt die of hunger while streaming RMTs he could never again partake in straight to his nervous system. I dont beleive in death penalty so i wouldnt kill him, that would just be cruel.
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12-03-2016, 11:32 AM
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12-04-2016, 03:44 AM
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Admiring all the bluebies I saw browsing this thread Friday night who declined to vote.
As a senior mouthpiece for red99, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we've all envisioned the dukes death and the manner in which he'd die over the years. (In EQ) In hindsight, I too would have voted the populist option, to bash his head in, but I really wanted to point out how poor the duke really is. Get this guy a pizza. Hoping the duke doesn't keel over before I get a chance to stomp his bifocals into dust so hard it causes a low grade atomic reaction. (In EQ)
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12-04-2016, 07:09 AM
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OP
[x] cool and normal [x] well adjusted member of society
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