Should Castle2.0 start a Duke Burger chain

[goblinmob]

I think this idea has some merit. Royalties are a thing I guess since "Duke Burger" is a thing in Duke Nukem already which Magentaress pointed this out and I never knew it until just then. Real estate could be too, I don't know much about it. Leasing vs Owning. But on the bright side! Inventory won't be a huge cost as people are likely to drag the CEO of Nabisco out into the sunlight and gun them down over finding trace amounts of Vitamin D in their Oreos than the usual spiders and cigarettes which are found. And wages, people bitch about them but usually do nothing so that's basically being ok with minimum wage and everyone who works in the food/service industry is usually just scheduled part time so benefits won't usually have to be a big cost.

But shit, I think someone with the ability to cover startup costs (be it with Bitcoin or Manastones) could get something going pretty quick. And who wouldn't want to introduce themselves to people as the Owner/Founder of the mighty DUKE BURGER RESTAURANT CHAIN?

[goblinmob]

"I die to eat at a Duke Burger!" ~Jibartik

"I'd kill to eat at a Duke Burger!" ~Encroaching Death

[goblinmob]

Shit sorry about the sloppy presentation I keep fuckin up my jokes. I'm at work and this was hastily jumbled together and I forget you can't edit posts here

[magnetaress]

I would spend my last lifes energy going to a Duke Burger run by Castle. Any of the varients or versions of castle 1.0 all the way through infinity x pi point zed.

[goblinmob]

If it was a place that was serious about their burgers n'fries and went all in on that, I could envision seeing Duke Burger featured on an episode of one of those travel shows on Food Network or something! I'd road trip there with the fam lol

Could port Duke Nukem 3D to make it a functional arcade game..
Could make one of those $90 gigantic challenge burgers with like 6lbs of fries that if you finish it, the meal is free and you get your name on the wall. Maybe they could even let you shoot your own plate with an SMG?
Could partner with Hot Ones and get a Duke Burger exclusive hot sauce!

I used to dream about winning the lottery and having a demolition derby with all Lamborghinis but now I just want to live to see a Duke Burger somewhere in the world thriving and making dreams come true!

[Chortles Snortles]

hey guys im going to pick jack black as my avatar and serious post on an elf basket weaving forum on the internet
(lol)

[goblinmob]

Do it, dawg! Don't forget to vote

[magnetaress]

Chortles just doing the best he can.

[goblinmob]

Lemme backpedal a bit. I can endure my beats. We all take our turns

[Chortles Snortles]

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