Sex doll translated to everquest elves question

[Jauna]

high elf, no problems i posted it here before
half elf, another no problem
dark elf, another no problem
HALF ELF on the other hand I have some questions:

half elf Ear Length: what is the maximum? minimum?
Skin tone: we all know of humxwelf, but what about other half elf breeds?
half elf: lighter or darker than wood elves
wood elf: is "bronzed" too much? im talking spray tan on MTV dark
breasts: how small is too small to get perma banned

[Daaz47]

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[Snortles Chortles]

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[Nuggie]

Originally Posted by Snortles Chortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Damn, I can't tell if that's a doll or not. Superb job.

[Jauna]

Originally Posted by Nuggie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn, I can't tell if that's a doll or not. Superb job.

And thats a model from like 2 years ago, you should see the ones they make today.

[Bardp1999]

Originally Posted by Jauna [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And thats a model from like 2 years ago, you should see the ones they make today.

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by Bardp1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

Not sure if serious, or

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by Bardp1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

I'll bet the fathers of the Industrial Revolution and the concept of interchangeable parts had no idea hundreds of years later we would be changing out worn out assholes of hyper-realistic Japanese sex dolls like swapping out the barrel of a rifle.

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[Jauna]

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Life before the internet musta been weird.