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Old 03-22-2021, 10:53 PM
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I agree.

I would have just successfully killed myself by now probably.

Cellphones and internet saved me from:

Being literally gay.
350 lb
Drugs
Beer
A man
Having children
Owning a gun and blowing my head off in a very successfully male way
Hopping myself up on coccaine and riding into town on a stolen horse with a katana, wakizashi, and backpack full of Uzis
Being a coal miner
This would be such a good movie
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Old 03-22-2021, 10:54 PM
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Old 03-22-2021, 11:59 PM
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Old 03-23-2021, 06:38 AM
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if u HAVE to be gay, cartoon above is doing it pretty good. the blonde power bottom be prettier chick tho
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Old 03-23-2021, 08:30 PM
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Owen Wilson a pretty chick? Woof
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Old 03-23-2021, 09:00 PM
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oh i didnt realize it was zoolander drawing cuz it doesnt look like owen wilson at all. let me be clear i dont endorse owen wilsons nose on any mammal
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Old 03-24-2021, 11:02 PM
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I was raised by werewolves in a cave filled with gold and diamonds. I have super human robot strength and im an actually super saijan anime character eith glowing hair
He forgot the part where he Sexual assault goats and howl to the moon while strokin his ridic small penis
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Old 03-25-2021, 03:16 PM
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Cell Phones, Internet & the death of family traditions.
balers avatar is the guy who used to stand outside the brothel on Europa and take screens of people role playing 2d sex and post them on forums.
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