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What sort of homo-erotic sex acts would be required for new community members to log onto P99? I am also curious how you would personally handle their welcoming.
Would it be some clever false-power dynamic where you lure them into your confidence, only to have them slowly question your integrity due to your subtle advances, then smile at them smugly as they become aware you control their butthole's fate in the Norrathian landscape? Straight up smut (Welcome to P69, here's your does of jumcum)? Some form of feudal lord class based system where they pleasure you and throw them into the world (tossing a Robe of the Oracle to both cover and clean themselves up with)? Trick them into thinking a sex act is actually required, have it performed, then reveal it was optional (and upload fraps to P99 forums)? My vote hangs in the balance, I need answers.
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Lure them in with cookies and candy of course.
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Jumcum.
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Filbus off his meds
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He will entertain me with useless posts and make new members feel like losers for playing a video game and not making millions like him. Images of his work cubicle will make me yearn to achieve similar success. He will also change everyone's name to some sort of hentai reference, which is more immersive than Poolord.
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There is some great little gems in this thread, that's in server chat..
Thumbs up success in my eyes. 5/5 Someone better tell EC tunnel there is a halfing lawman in town. Skarlorn in tombstone!
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