I want to fastrack being an idiot in RL. Tips?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Okay, fast track...

Selling drugs to private elementary school students is a good route.

I'd also say steal from rich people using fake brokerages but thats gonna require wayyyyyy more startup capital

Brilliant first choice. I'm ruling out "get addicted to meth" etc. b/c that is too easy.



But hold on one second!



Are we talking, say 10th graders? Why, surely there is no harm in selling them pills, right? I did it when I was their age. Everyone could use some "chill" these days anyway. My dad was a pharmacist and he has 3 pallets of Spanish Qualuudes in the garage. Still wrapped in the plastic, all dusty.


Maybe the kids could use some Qualuudes?? There's been so many shootings...


I need to hear more about that second angle. Where's the hammer part, where you get crushed by merciless fate?

[Strifer]

Bro if you got ludes you already win hook a brother up

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Live in a house without a fenced in yard and buy a lively pup named Dang Me that you don't keep on a leash.


I do not think it would ruin your life, it would just be funny.

[Strifer]

Another suggestion, go find a escort that will go raw and bust.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Live in a house without a fenced in yard and buy a lively pup named Dang Me that you don't keep on a leash.


I do not think it would ruin your life, it would just be funny.

In my state houses with fenced in yards = visual danger warning

If you have to put a fence up it means disreputables are wandering through your front yard aka maybe think about moving

Another big warning sign: abandoned shopping carts in or near your neighborhood

Any given neighborhood is either on its way up, or on its way down…

[arvidez]

go hiking the Appalachian mountains and ignore signs and beaten paths.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Another suggestion, go find a escort that will go raw and bust.

Strifer you get this thread. How about we add, "You finally got that promotion, so to celebrate, you...

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Strifer you get this thread. How about we add, "You finally got that promotion, so to celebrate, you...

You finally got that promotion, so to celebrate, you go and buy whatever drugs Ryan and Sean have been on, smoke the whole bag with them, all for their tattoo artists and get a full chest tattoo of Naggy and Vox R34 erotica. Then do a gigachad style photo shoot and make calenders of it to pass around to the office.

[Loadsamoney]

Become a DSP fan.

[cadoipi]

Where do we rank "becoming addicted to eq"?