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Old 06-29-2018, 10:44 AM
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without cheese patents, velveeta rules the land
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without cheese patents, velveeta rules the land
This kills Europe.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:48 AM
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This kills Europe.
cnn will protect them.
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cnn will protect them.
CNN cameras are the best deterrent to nuclear annihilation.

I unironically believe this.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:51 AM
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im feeling pretty bad about America now. never really realized America was made by a buncha people who ran away from their countries. people who do that are just awful. it's double awful when you realize that America isn't just responsible for how much they country sucks, butt also for how bad europe is because they abandoned it rather than sticking it out and tryin to make it something better than a group of nations who rely on cheese patents and overpriced automobiles.
this isn't really a question but i'll try to field it: yes, cheese patents and cars are cogs in the european imperial machine. it's an extremely complicated machine.

america sends its sons to die on our behalf generation after generation, and we give them cheese and cars in return, because, and hear me on every level here, we own you, like property. body and soul. america can't even begin to envision doing something that isn't to europe's benefit somehow, because that's what we made america for. it's as deeply rooted in your blood and DNA as is genocidal racism.

it's a more advanced version of trading beads and trinkets for gold and gems
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aaaaand we're out of time for additional empire questions.

in summation, empire owns
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aaaaand we're out of time for additional empire questions.

in summation, empire owns
Translation: "No one cares about me."
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:00 AM
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But have you ever made haggis with velveta? It's, totally, like amazing.
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:02 AM
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But have you ever made haggis with velveta? It's like amazing.
This would solve your constipation, Irulan.
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:02 AM
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this isn't really a question but i'll try to field it: yes, cheese patents and cars are cogs in the european imperial machine. it's an extremely complicated machine.

america sends its sons to die on our behalf generation after generation, and we give them cheese and cars in return, because, and hear me on every level here, we own you, like property. body and soul. america can't even begin to envision doing something that isn't to europe's benefit somehow, because that's what we made america for. it's as deeply rooted in your blood and DNA as is genocidal racism.

it's a more advanced version of trading beads and trinkets for gold and gems
this make me feel a little better, but being owned and loved in this way, while deeply gratifying in it own right, does not wholly erase the trauma of being responsible for the downfall of western civilization.

*looks up at you squinting watery eyes fulla pain an shame*

where was the righteous european boot, when my broken ancestors runned away?
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