RFT* thread - Page 2

Pokesan · #11 12-10-2015, 11:41 AM

I have received a friend request from Aeaolena! Pokesan is now friends with Aeaolena.

The city of Freeport is currently sueing BDA in elf court, contending all their deaths vs fire beetle count as illegally dumping toxic waste.

Pokesan · #12 12-10-2015, 11:49 AM

Khanable has requested friendship. Pokesan and Khanable are now friends!

BDA created and dismantled the rotation for their own benefit. Their ability to achieve these goals is predicated on Chest's ability to bore other raiding guilds to tears with repetitive arguments and strawmen.

Pokesan · #13 12-10-2015, 12:03 PM

Spyder73 wants to be friends. Pokesan gladly accepts friendship with Spyder73!

This BDA went to market,
This BDA stayed home,
This BDA had roast beef!
This BDA had none,
And this BDA was found lifeless under the pier, hands bound and mouth gagged.

Pokesan · #14 12-10-2015, 01:22 PM

indiscrimate hater has asked for my friendship. indiscriminate hater and Pokesan are now friends!

BDA claims to be a casual guild while engaging in trainfests, poosocks, and FTE races. Does that sound casual to you?

Spyder73 · #15 12-10-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dafier [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rearend Spongepad

And we have a winner

Spyder73 · #16 12-10-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Spyder73 wants to be friends. Pokesan gladly accepts friendship with Spyder73!

This BDA went to market,
This BDA stayed home,
This BDA had roast beef!
This BDA had none,
And this BDA was found lifeless under the pier, hands bound and mouth gagged.

And thank you, poetry is a passion of mine and this is A+

Whirled · #17 12-10-2015, 01:38 PM

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Fire Beetle · #18 12-10-2015, 01:39 PM

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I have received a friend request from Aeaolena! Pokesan is now friends with Aeaolena.

The city of Freeport is currently sueing BDA in elf court, contending all their deaths vs fire beetle count as illegally dumping toxic waste.

I told you my roleplaying story was the best. BDA died over and over to my army of Fire Beetles. I am shocked they haven't started pissing and moaning all over Rants'n'Flames about it.

arsenalpow · #19 12-10-2015, 01:47 PM

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I told you my roleplaying story was the best. BDA died over and over to my army of Fire Beetles. I am shocked they haven't started pissing and moaning all over Rants'n'Flames about it.

I'm still composing myself, I don't want to sound too rustled about it.

Spyder73 · #20 12-10-2015, 02:30 PM

Chest sat staring at the computer screen, trembling.
"Rearend Spongepad? That doesn't even make any fucking sense"
Chest rolled across his basement towards the stair case.
"Mom" he yelled. No reply. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM". No reply
"FINE ILL GET MY OWN FUCKING HOT POCKET, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TODAY, IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS".
As Chest launch himself out of his chair, his legs buckled under the unexpected weight and he crashed to ground,.
As he slowly recovered, chest looked around and moaned in anger.
"God dam it" he said in a defeated tone as he looked down, noticing that he had soiled himself again.
"AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH- TEKILYA YOU CUCK I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, AGGHHHHHHHHHH"