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Old 10-16-2015, 04:11 PM
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Default Erotic Roleplay (w/ real female elf character)

Hail, traveler.

Has your long road toward fortune got you feeling lonely? Do you find yourself "spinning your meat" in the East Commonlands tunnel, reminiscing the days when you still had a girlfriend?

90% of Norrathians list lack of Erotic Roleplay as the #1 Stressor in their lives. This includes fully immersed elf-lords like Chest Rockwell, Kekephee, and Detoxx. Even the one percenters of our world are having issues enjoying a nice /em handjob.

Are you ready for a new life? A life where everytime you go to EC you can get yourself erotically serviced via 100% pure elf roleplay?

Meet Platwhore.

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Platwhore is a young wood elf from the woods of Kelethin. She's dirty, sexy, and ready to play.

Platwhore's hobbies include suck!ng, f*cking, and counting platinum. Her heart is made of solid plat and is as pure as a freshly dropped pixel. She's eager, wet, and waiting for you to come "Hail" her and get down to business behind the Shady Swashbuckler.

Don't wait any longer - relieve yourself of your worries with this most ancient of traditions.

50pp for elf handjobs
150pp for elf blowjobs
500pp for full elf service

PST to Platwhore in-game, or PM me here and I will arrange for her to be pimped out.
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Old 10-16-2015, 04:28 PM
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I am going to run from ToV to tunnel just to see what this is all about [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Love me some cyber!!
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Old 10-16-2015, 05:01 PM
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I sense Platwhore getting alot of customers
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Old 10-16-2015, 05:11 PM
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I heard BDA just quit the raid scene
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Old 10-16-2015, 05:21 PM
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I heard BDA just quit the raid scene
Many of Platwhore's clientele are elite, former raiders, who now find all of their pleasure by visiting her in the EC Tunnel. Stop poopsocking and start ERPing today!
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Old 10-16-2015, 05:35 PM
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The raid scene suddenly seems more relaxed.
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Old 10-16-2015, 05:49 PM
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i'm moist
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Old 10-17-2015, 04:02 AM
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bump



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Old 10-17-2015, 04:21 AM
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5 stars would read again
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Old 10-17-2015, 08:47 AM
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Can personally attest to the quality of this service! Highly recommend!
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