Tale of Two Guilds

[Tyym]

This simplifies the story between Rampage and Forsaken so that intellects at every level can understand the story.

In the sleepy little town of Norrath, there lived a fat kid named Billy (Rampage). He was a bully.

Bobby, the Golden Haired boy (Forsaken) lived on the other side of town and was maybe just a little smaller than Billy, but much smarter and equally as tough.

The two met in the park one day (Velious) and Billy tried to bully Bobby. Only he realized quickly it was a battle he couldn't win so he hit him with some brass chuckles.

When Bobby realized it was hard to take on a cheating bully by himself, he called his other Golden Haired cousin Tommy (Asgard). Together, they gave Billy the fucking ass kicking of his life.

When Billy realized he couldn't complete against both Bobby and Tommy in a fight, he called over his retarded cousin Steve to help him beat Bobby and Tommy. We don't even have to guess who Steve is here. Well when they met in the park, retarded Steve got fixated on a squirrel and stood by unsure of what to do while Billy got his ass handed to him once again by Bobby and Tommy.

With the realization that he was no longer king of the park, Billy walked over and took the soccer ball away from some poor Mexican kids playing soccer (rest of the server) and went home.

Moral of the Story:
Don't let someone take your soccer ball, join Forsaken.

Dedicated to P99

Morphius - 60 Enchanter of Forsaken
Tempyst - 60 Ranger
Liquidreach - 60 Cleric
Frostte - 60 Druid
Kimchi - 60 Necro
Vortexx - 55 Bard

[Pokesan]

top cuck

e: downboat

[QFuzzle]

This should be in guild recruitment.

[Pyrocat]

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[clouddynasty]

So Rampage is fat, you (Forsaken) and Asgard are the Aryan race, the rest of us are Mexicans and we should come work for you?

No thanks.

...and could you folks please keep threads like this out of server chat to flame war forum that moderators created just for you.

[Tyym]

It actually wasn't intended to offend any member of the Latino race, I live in CA however and never seen anyone else play soccer. So my apologies.

And don't worry CloudNasty, we wouldn't ask you to come to Forsaken. At this point with no competition on the horizon, we are only seeking skilled players.

[Kushie]

TMO spin team workin hard during their raid ban

[clouddynasty]

Originally Posted by Tyym [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It actually wasn't intended to offend any member of the Latino race, I live in CA however and never seen anyone else play soccer.

So why use a soccer ball and why are Forsaken and Asgard 'golden-haired' as though that some how makes them virtuous?

And don't worry CloudNasty, we wouldn't ask you to come to Forsaken. At this point with no competition on the horizon, we are only seeking skilled players.

As opposed to last week, or the weeks before that with the incessant "yo bro interested in raiding, slaying dragons and earning awesome loots?"

What a relief. Rampage, I'm so glad you disbanded and Forsaken has no competition anymore. I'm finally allowed to be an unguilded 58+ with /anon off on this server without getting my leg humped every other week by the same few people who can't be bothered to remember that a person already politely declined multiple times.

[mcnecro]

Originally Posted by Tyym [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

At this point with no competition on the horizon, we are only seeking skilled players.

Kind of funny since you were going through all of Clue's guild on a very regular basis (some times day by day) asking them to join you. This is a fact.

[mjbcb0717]

Why didn't Billy just bring a gun and shoot them