Breaking News: AM Wipes to Doze

[loramin]

Originally Posted by d3r14k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jakerees posts are literary treasures. If you don't read these as one long sentence and clamor for punctuation you aren't doing it right.

It's a stream of consciousness that provides insight into one of the best posters.

Eh, they're more like modern art.

Some "art fans" claim they can see deeper meanings in the writing ... but most people see it for what it actually is: something an eight-year old could make.

[Muggens]

Im a conneusieur of the fine arts of jakerees
*raises his glass pipe in salutations*

[Xulia]

this thread is a rollercoaster

[Viscere]

OP jumped the gun, now looks dumb af since AM killed that Doze

lol

[Psyborg]

Originally Posted by Viscere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OP jumped the gun, now looks dumb af since AM killed that Doze

lol

How you doing today?

[matticas]

Originally Posted by diamondfist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You do know i play for the love of the game right? always have.

hard to imagine someone this bitter playing for the love of the game. You seem totally beyond reason. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Daldaen]

For some of the long time neckbeards I’m curious from their start on P99 until now how many nights of sleep they’ve had interrupted by a batphone, where they’ve gotten up in the middle of the night, walked over to their computer and logged on to slay a dragon.

[tylercanuck]

Originally Posted by Daldaen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For some of the long time neckbeards I’m curious from their start on P99 until now how many nights of sleep they’ve had interrupted by a batphone, where they’ve gotten up in the middle of the night, walked over to their computer and logged on to slay a dragon.

You first.

[Kayso2]

Originally Posted by Daldaen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For some of the long time neckbeards I’m curious from their start on P99 until now how many nights of sleep they’ve had interrupted by a batphone, where they’ve gotten up in the middle of the night, walked over to their computer and logged on to slay a dragon.

It wasn't a batphone, but a month or two pre-Velious there was a 2-3 week period where I was setting my alarm for the wee hours of the morning to kill nobles. I gained bass knuckles and an irate wife. Was not worth.

These days the closest I get to answering a batphone is posting 7:15 a.m. steak photos in RnF each time my guild has a disappointing cycle. I don't even cook the steaks, I just cover them and put them back in the fridge because I know I'll just need them again next week. I'm hoping the formaldehyde they're soaking in will pass as Worcestershire sauce. #summertimeblues

[Xulia]

Originally Posted by Daldaen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For some of the long time neckbeards I’m curious from their start on P99 until now how many nights of sleep they’ve had interrupted by a batphone, where they’ve gotten up in the middle of the night, walked over to their computer and logged on to slay a dragon.

You sleep?

What's that like?