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In one hand, they had some food which was good news because I was hungry like the wolf. In the other hand, which was completely empty, they had bad news in the form of a frightening future event. Which news was real and which news was fake? | |||
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When you buy a product,
The wrapper which you throw away is in full colour ink. The manual which you keep is in black and white. | ||
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If you work in a money factory you get paid with the money you printed.
It's like working on a christmas tree farm and being paid with chrismas trees you planted. When you receive your wages at the end of the month somebody calling itself the government arrives and takes some of your christmas trees. The boss comes up to you and says, "Plant 2 extra christmas trees for your christmas bonus in 10 years". | ||
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Scientists claim there could be aliens out there and that these aliens could be hostile life forms.
So what do they do after telling us this? They bounce around on the moon waving their arms in the air shouting "weeee look at me!" and leaving a pile of trash behind. They send crappy gifts like that teslar electric car making us all look cheap and trashy. They create movies which give aliens a bad image. Then they send out interstellar radio messages giving them our location. Scientist: "turn around so I can spray paint this bullseye on your back" | ||
Last edited by Elfminster; 08-09-2022 at 04:35 PM..
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