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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 08-04-2020, 06:35 PM
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Opioid J is best J.
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:02 PM
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Old 08-04-2020, 11:43 PM
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Can you feel your face?
It's not PCP.

Now let me tell you, Angel Dust is the best. Like whatever drug someone is talking about, you just scream ANJAAAL DAAAAST!!! as loud as you can while punching your head and then dropkick them and roll around. That will put a kink in their boring-ass story.

Here are the drugs in order:

1) Angel Dust.





7) Heroin.
8) Booze.
9) Everything Else.

You haven't lived if you haven't smoked dust and if you do you will never die. It's awesome because you will keep believing that all the way to the exact moment your life ends. There is no high, there is no rush, you don't feel good or bad, there is just the complete and total removal of all bounds and limits, including your conscience. If you think you're a pretty solid person, go ahead and smoke up. Put yourself to the test.
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Old 08-05-2020, 10:50 AM
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I remember the drug teachers that used drugs telling kids that in grade school. What's their angle I wonder
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:17 PM
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Spoke with my USPS Carrier today out of 23 carriers 17 are out with covid

Basically the sorting facilities are covid distribution centers spreading it to every mailbox

Just like grocery stores are spreading food around with covid on it, and you bring it home and eat it

That pack of paper towels or toilet paper you wanted so bad?

Covid on it !

Enjoy !

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Old 08-05-2020, 08:32 PM
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How many objects did your hands touch today?

did you happen to brush your face or scratch your arm?
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:34 PM
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i had covid in feb, and my symptoms lasted months

i have been sick a total of 3 times
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:38 PM
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i had covid in feb, and my symptoms lasted months

i have been sick a total of 3 times
People will pay for your blood [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
To take that into a more realistic sense... Blood drives are seeking covid recovered for blood.
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:38 PM
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USPS workers dont come to work because they get paid either way and u are a vagina
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:40 PM
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Spoke with my USPS Carrier today out of 23 carriers 17 are out with covid

Basically the sorting facilities are covid distribution centers spreading it to every mailbox

Just like grocery stores are spreading food around with covid on it, and you bring it home and eat it

That pack of paper towels or toilet paper you wanted so bad?

Covid on it !

Enjoy !

Donald 2020
I think the food thing happened in China recently and they had to shut down all over again. Once schools are in session COVID is going to spread even more though.
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