Why you should play a Human! ★A Thread★

[Tunabros]

Hello, People of Norrath!

It's another post by me: Tunabros! This time, the post isn't pointless or dumb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]


Chances are that the majority of the P99 player base is either playing a wood elf, dark elf,

or high elf. Why? Because people love elves. But I don't. They're gross.


★Pros In Being A Human★
-Can play any class in the game EXCEPT Shaman! (Shamans are boring anyways and

only fun if you got torpor/epic)

-Have better mustaches than Halflings! (Little runts)

-Get to start off in one of two of the greatest cities in Norrath! (Qeynos and Freeport!)
- Don't forget Qeynos Theme Song is fire!

-Roleplay Heaven: Humans can be almost any class and which means religious variety

is there!

-Best FASHION QUEST IN THE GAME! REMEMBER FASHION QUEST > MIN MAXING
-MIN MAXING is for CASUALS
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Cons of A Human [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

- Can't that well at night (But ITS NOT THAT BAD)

-Looks so cool, you will be the center of attention (hard if your trying to stay secret!)

-Too many pros

Conclusion

This might have been a useless post but hopefully it inspires

the P99 community to roll a human the next they make a twink or a new character!

Cheers!

And remember...Human Master Race!

Cue the Music!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bum ba dum!

[Jibartik]

God damn did you almost figure out how to embed a youtube video?

My enchanter is human.

I have said out loud to myself "ughhhh, never again"

[indiscriminate_hater]

I'm sold time to reroll

[Tunabros]

seems like there was a post glitch

whoops

[Tunabros]

This is the thread I wanted to post Mods (if you are watching) delete the other ones!

seems like my bad internet connection and spamming submit new thread doesnt pair well!

[Jibartik]

I wish we could do that i was like whoah! also humans are grrrreat!

but ruff.

[Tunabros]

well this embarrassing

now one will take my post seriously

[Jibartik]

Humans make mistakes.

[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Humans make mistakes.

well played

but that is a con!

only pros here [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Naethyn]

approved.