******Official politics thread ******

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LEGALIZE HANDJOBS.

This is my main political stance.

Seriously, at a minimum this should be legal. Hell, a joint and handjob for 20 bucks. Be bankin' in little time.

Skarlorn 2020! You have my support, and I can lobby Houston brewers for you.

[Patriam1066]

I've never understood the concept of a rub n tug

I have my own hands thanks!!!

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've never understood the concept of a rub n tug

I have my own hands thanks!!!

*reads post. STOPS editing video in Adobe Premiere Pro even though he's in the middle of a large affiliate launch and pressed against a wall for production time*

Hello sir, have you heard about the health benefits of massage? For just a moment of your time, you'll understand why having a cute asian woman rub every muscle in your body and then CRANK the NUT out your sac is really good for physical and mental health!

*hands him a pamphlet that doesn't exist yet because Puritans are too afraid to get scientific research on the glorious benefits of tantra*

1. My introduction to happy ending massage was at the hands of two 20 yo. Thai girls and I came so hard my entire body paralyzed - my face was stuck in a Grotesque Mask expression for 5 minutes
2. Massage is relaxing and when they finish you off, you reach level 60 Relaxation
3. Happy ending massage immediately gives you the buff: Clarity II
4. It's like having someone cook a meal for you
5. It can be fun for both parties involved- doesn't carry the same bonding as SeX
6. Low key, casual fun dude.. whip out ya cock!

Any questions? I'm here to support you.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

man we just trying to get some massages u dig? that Tantric massage is illegal is real dum n opposite krishna.

these christian groups keep busting handjob parlors. Just read another lolcow story in Florida where these angry grey haired losers witch hunted a nomral massage parlor out of business without even a single police officer involved in starting an investigation.

dat #metoo puritanism that french actress was talking about. all thats gonna be left is tranny ass to smash if things dont start turning around and i know thats going to be a difficult time for my buddy skarlorn.

*shakes fist at puritans*

laughed at this. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

laughed at this. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*daps Lhance*

[Pokesan]

shucks jd, your argument doesn't meet the strong logical standards of our resident anime loving ethnonationalist

hehe work on it!

[Pokesan]

anyway re: the pisstape(which is real)

if it got released it would quickly lead to women being harassed by men to get peed on.

this is the first strong argument ive heard against releasing it

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

shucks jd, your argument doesn't meet the strong logical standards of our resident anime loving ethnonationalist

hehe work on it!

[AzzarTheGod]

I'm about to go dark knight xaanka on it I'm just lacking the necessary supply of bands at the moment. Still hoping JD pulls thru n saves me the trouble of taking a really big rock n bashing toehammers head in

[Geomance22]

sometimes it's not the message that's the problem but the messenger
sort ur shit out fam