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Old 07-07-2011, 04:32 PM
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"Can u buff?" he asked.
"Yes, if you write a haiku."
Poetic justice.
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Old 07-07-2011, 04:38 PM
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A shadowknight, bold, fierce and callous
Was proud as could be of his phallus
He took bets in a bar
But was out-classed by far
By a dress-wearing shammy from Halas
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Old 07-07-2011, 04:44 PM
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A shadowknight, bold, fierce and callous
Was proud as could be of his phallus
He took bets in a bar
But was out-classed by far
By a dress-wearing shammy from Halas
That's not a haiku
Five, seven, five you noob
Total failure, man
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Old 07-07-2011, 04:49 PM
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haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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Old 07-07-2011, 04:53 PM
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:02 PM
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Threads in RnF
Sometimes they belong in off topic
Reading is hard
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:09 PM
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fuck my life
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:10 PM
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the cereal guy
from that one meme where he points
is my favorite
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:12 PM
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the cereal guy
from that one meme where he points
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i think i sort of talk in 5-7-5 irl now that im rereading this.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:16 PM
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