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Thus, Filbus strung his mighty bow – cold oak
Formed it's wicked curves – Ten Longfoot Feet The bowshaft spanned. It curved and twisted like the ebony horn of Trakanon. Filbus drew and knocked a soggy arrow The heavens sang out, immaculate chorus From hill to hill, the arrow whistled Flashing like a diving eagle afront the son [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The arrow struck home and the Cyclops writhed It roared and waxed its breath like a bellows. But 'twas no more than a nagging splinter the Cyclops charged the heroic halfling! Fret not, most intrepid reader of adventure. Filbus, though forgotten by his Blood God Had not forgotten his sword, the Blood God And he delicately painted the sands red. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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Upon the Cyclops' person Filbus found
Riches unimagined, a ruby crown! With great delight he pocketed the loot And marched further into the island. For some days and night Filbus stayed afoot Upon the island of Cyclops, feared beasts. Whose malevolent gaze could strike terror In the ivory breast of Grumphilda. O' Most Noble Darling - Filbus screamed His teeth dripping with shredded tendon – Beauty! His armor drenched in dripping blood – My Sweet! The cyclops brutes will fear your name: Grumphilde!! At last, the fury of his blood-frenzy Abated like the ebbing of a foaming tide And Filbus found no other victims To whet the thirst of his sated blade. The halfling was cheerful and rich of spirit He was fat on feasted flesh and rich in gold So with his pockets weeping shining gems He swum away, away, to a bleaker place. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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Go Filbus! Excellent stuff [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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~~5~~ How desolate this basalt rock compared To the lush valleys of the Thicket How destitute of culture, these people Gargoyles and goblins... no art, no cheer! Filbus wandered o'er rock, crag, and cliff Met by mirthless eyes that shied in fear From the glory of his deadly, sharpened blades This was the island of the fabled Oracle. Our hero searched in vain for the oracle He bothered not with these foes, like to ants At length he found a tolerable stretch of emerald grass, whereupon he found The High Elf! Guardian of K'arnon. Filbus had heard legend of this great elf Whose righteous blade smote those intrepid few Who tried to kill the Oracle, that seer. “Where is the [oracle]?” Filbus asked him. Attempting to parlay with this noble Paladin, whose armor shone bright like the Rising sun o'er the ice blocks of Everfrost. | ||
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Guardian of K'Arnon silent, stood Unanswering, unwavering, he said Not. “O' Peerless Paladin,” Taunted Filbus “Do not make me slay you, too. You will die!” “Do not interfere with me, Filbus!” The elf shrieked. He lunged forward and slugged hard Filbus felt teeth rattle loose in his mouth The blood seeped down his throat. “And now you die!” They dueled upon that mournful rock like Kings. The heavens wept in vain for these two heroes. One of whom had lost his God, the other whom Would waste his life with a Paladin's pride. O' how they danced! The dirt turned into mud Guardian of K'Arnon was mighty in his own right He wrestled deftly against our halfling hero Determined to defend the ghost of his Oracle, to the death! Filbus had worn down the Guardian with A thousand cuts. The courageous elf sought Help from the Gods, and they answered! His wounds were healed time and time again. In a jealous rage, Filbus struck him down Once and for all. The Guardian's head Rolled like a doomed boulder into the sea And Filbus took from the elf the finest cut of loin. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] “Greengrocer will appreciate this.” Fil thought. And then turning his back on the gods, on the island whereupon he had slain a fine elf, he plunged, armor bloody, into the depths. | ||
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What hope had Filbus for himself?
He sank and sank, with no worry for where he went. It was clear to him that the wind blew ill and the currents of the ocean sought to slay him. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] For days Filbus swam through the depths. He aimed to drown himself, but was thwarted By the sheer power of his own lungs and was made invulnerable to such a petty death. He rode great fish the likes of which Could not be imagined. They permitted To ferry him whither they desired After he struck them repeatedly in the brain. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Journeying aimlessly through forgotten depths, Filbus wept a single tear. A halfling tear! A cure for all diseases, as any cleric knows. He longed for the whiskered embrace of Grumphilda. Has she forgotten me? He thought in Fear I have no doubt a dozen dwarves are near They all aim to take her as a bride Filbus turned red in rage, and more, his spirit died. With these thoughts in mind, he resolved To find a way to Butcherblock, or he Would destroy the world and kill all lovers he would strike Fear into the heart of them all! He breached the surface of the icy depths Like a mastodon rising from a tar pit And he roared a challenge to the cursed gods “I will cut you down and fuck your mouth!” Then, before his very eyes, a white isle Cloaked in ice, had from its shoulders lifted a veil of silver fog. Then and there, Fil Decided to strike Fear into the hearts of any there. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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Lol good stuff.
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~~6~~ Those who quail at thought of harm, turn your eyes! This account is dark and full of terror. As cold as the island was, made of ice Filbus' heart was ten times the cooler. He made his way upon the glaciered slopes Spied a thing about the size of a halfling Though a little larger, and cloaked in white Dwarves! Filbus frothed to himself. Time to die! He let fly an arrow fast like lightning It smote the white-furred dwarf between the eyes The dwarf howled like a yeti and pawed 'pon Its injured face. A dozen of its kin appeared. The halfling hero smiled cruelly. This was what he wanted – horde on his feet! He leaped over the snowy ice, pantherlike Watching the dwarf militia swell behind. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I will make each one of these white dwarves pay Tenfold for the crime they thought to commit! Lascivious imaginings – my sweet - I shield you from their lecherous fantasy! Filbus raced seven times 'round the icy isle The dwarves bellowed in pursuit and summoned All their kind from their hollowed ice caves At last, their number reached the height: two score. The deranged halfling drew the Earthshaker A sword so mighty it rent the globe's foundation Its swings caused mighty quakes to thunder And slay all who stood before its wielder. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Again, again, the earth howled below! Shaking, grinding – that tectonic Terror. The dwarves were catapulted and crunched and smashed to smithereens, to dwarven jelly. At the end of his work, Filbus rested Wondering where the king of these ignoble dwarves Would reside, on such a barbarous isle. Surely, thought Filbus, in the center! | ||
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Thus, he stripped himself of his armors
and equipped a darker set, stained by blood Won by the cruel hand of fear itself A set of gear that matched the darkness of his heart. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Filbus, made invisible by his Shadowknight's armor Crept thru the icy crags of the icy isle And lo! There was Halara! The King Of these cursed white, ape-like dwarves! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Filbus stabbed Halara in the heart With Bloodpoint, and that necromantic blade sapped the life of the dwarven king restoring, reinvigorating, the hero. In an instant, the royal guard assailed him Filbus cut them to pieces more quickly than A single blow could be dealt upon his back And then it was him and the King. They dueled for the duration of a sunny day The blood of Halara turned rust brown On the ground, and the blood stained Filbus' Feet as he danced the dance of Slaying. Throughout the night they had fierce melee Their bodies' heat melted a great portion of the ice And as the sun crept upon the horizon's rim Filbus led Halara to the top of the icy mountain. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] There, they both knew, one would die. For had Filbus not grievously wounded Halara? And had Halara not most expertly broken Several of Filbus' steel-like bones? But what Halara, the King of the Sea Dwarves made up for in brutish strength he lacked in cunning, in the wiley wit That our halfling hero possessed in excess As the sun showed its shining face Halara found himself blinded directly by the light Filbus used this time to sever Halara's hamstrings And kick him, like a useless meat-sack, down the slope. Halara's neck snapped like a peal of thunder He was dead in an instant 'pon the mountain. Filbus checked Halara's loot table and was disgusted to find the dwarf a pauper. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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He left the body on the frozen summit
Let the wind blow him from the forgotten peak and surrendered himself to the ocean's current The waters cooled his rage – the wind his fury. As he drifted 'pon the wings of time Filbus felt the hands of Gods toying with him Like the slimy hands of that Lecherous Sheriff That touched Filbus, when he was a wee lad. Confused, aroused, Filbus demanded An answer from a god – any god! All he heard in response was titanic laughter Was it Bristlebane? Cazic-Thule? or Zek?? At last, Filbus arrived on another island. Of a balmy, tropical ilk. Where life could Flourish as to like that in Rivervale. He wandered on the white sanded shores Pondering his fate, this forced exile Where no wind blew in his favor, Nor did any ship come to his aid. Then he spotted a familiar sight in the distance A giant chessboard like the one of Butcherblock! Filbus studied the ancient kings and queens beaten as they were by the sands of time. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] He stood there for several days without eating or sleeping, only wondering At his own life. Where were the other chess pieces? Where was the board? Who was the hand that placed him? | ||
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