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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |
   
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| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |
  
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24 | 11.27% |
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| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |
  
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| Mossad agents are dancing again. |
  
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03-24-2020, 08:22 PM
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Did zhe just make a racist reference toward Won-tons, and our roundeye-challenged friends in the wake of this coronavirus pandemic that makes bubonic plague look like a ride in the kiddie park section of a travelling circus? Let's sentence shim to thrumpteen-million years of servile labor! And 30 lashes! Call the sociologists! Rape! Rape! How do we count to thirty again?" | |||
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My local police practicing age discrimination. They asked me if I was over 60, and I was like I'm shopping for 3 people all in their mid-70s and they were like nice try, get your ass to that part of the parking lot and wait half an hour.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The guy who actually interacts with the driver doesn't have his mask on and breathes all over your face as he leans in to talk to you. I spoke to the guy with the mask through the passenger window instead. | ||
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#755
03-26-2020, 01:22 PM
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PSA Safe Grocery Shopping in COVID-19 Pandemic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDuwc9KBps
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03-26-2020, 03:50 PM
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Big Brain MegaGenius here seems to have thought that means he can shop for 60+ year olds. Anyways get Curbside Pickup. | |||
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03-26-2020, 07:51 PM
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bought a bunch of shares a week before corona
panic sold at the very bottom, lose 75% of life savings eating hot pockets in a walmart chair watching the biggest rally in 8 decades [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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03-26-2020, 08:44 PM
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im just hoping since they froze school loans, I will get the check for stimulus instead of it going to pay off my loan im default on.
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