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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 04-24-2020, 11:10 AM
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Old 04-24-2020, 11:41 AM
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France testing whether nicotine could prevent coronavirus

So smoking damages your lungs but nicotine helps you become The Wolverine.

France has prohibited the sale of more than one month's supply of nicotine products to any one person to prevent a run on the new life-saving cigarette products. Since 110% of all French people smoke this will now mean they can take back Lorraine and the rest of the Sudetenland from the tired coughing Germans with no effort.

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Old 04-24-2020, 01:35 PM
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The real art is on your left, and its controlled and produced by the illuminati. And its more of a parody, cynical commentary. Tragedy. XD

That black guy is being cute AF tho.
Yeah, you may have to wait for his reincarnation to meet him though. They found his body rotting i the Mojave desert missing its eyes lungs heart liver and kidneys a few days later.
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Old 04-24-2020, 02:30 PM
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Friendly reminder that no matter what the president says, dont inject bleach into your veins.
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Old 04-24-2020, 02:49 PM
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Friendly reminder that no matter what the president says, dont inject bleach into your veins.
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Old 04-24-2020, 03:08 PM
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Au contraire!

Delving into the world of "ART" I was able to glean the following:



and



Imagine making art by taking someone's art and changing the word "body" to "turnips". Imagine having a career, and everyone considering your "career-defining" moment to be where you sat down at an empty table for an hour.

What the fuck am doing with my life? They could be paying me to whitewash black people! That's like two goals in one!

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i went to a play in 2018 where a guy in bondage got lifted into the air and pissed himself, for real, in front of us. it was an anti putin thing, which I suppose was only showing in Seattle because it sort of inflamed Russiagate. But ya the guy was like, repercenting the "Russian People", tied up by Putin and so upset that they pee them self all over the stage .....it's DARK in the modern art hole, but hey, at least its for a good cause [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 04-24-2020, 03:20 PM
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He is probably real boring 1 on 1. He probably just sits there and stares at you waiting for cuddles and won't initiate anything on his own.
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Old 04-24-2020, 04:22 PM
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Corona in the fall, top kek.
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Told this to Rogean, Nilbog & Menden.
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Old 04-24-2020, 05:14 PM
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
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Old 04-24-2020, 07:20 PM
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
Yeah i saw that retarded article pop up when I was reading about the discovery of the Tele(vision-o)sauroid Machimo(fukkin)saurus Rex the other day.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160...-long-as-a-bus

Fukkin machimosaurus bro!

This is the state of "Science" these days. How stupid do they think you guys are?
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