Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[Jimjam]

Redwind is static dude!

[mcoy]

And... I just noticed the date. /sigh

https://wiki.project1999.com/Yelesom_Paust

[mcoy]

This is too easy, but after that last one I think we need a break:

New Clerics, Druids, and Shamans abound.
Yet none of them help when I'm crawling on the ground.
Instead they charge forward, rusty weapons in hand.
I'm just trying to drink my meals; formerly the strongest in these lands.

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Dyllin_Starsine

Not this time.

[Coeur]

Moodoro Finharn

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Coeur [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Moodoro Finharn

I like it - playing cards... But you're all going down the wrong path.

[thejester11]

A (desert) madman?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A (desert) madman?

Negative sir. Getting closer though...

I'll post another verse. I thought this would be a lot easier...

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is too easy, but after that last one I think we need a break:

New Clerics, Druids, and Shamans abound.
Yet none of them help when I'm crawling on the ground.
Instead they charge forward, rusty weapons in hand.
I'm just trying to drink my meals; formerly the strongest in these lands.

Players shout "Can anyone cure disease?"
If only I could do that with such ease.
Upon my release from this realm,
perhaps I'll end up as a LV(TM) or Chanel(TM).

[thejester11]

A parched zombie