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[Ravager]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forget Wednesday, can you start right now?

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[sydbarrett25]

Originally Posted by SiP [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

MOM HES DOING IT AGAIN

Guess whos back baby!

[JurisDictum]

sounds gay. my idea for a GM event (make sure it's on the day of an important family holiday) is, spawn NPCs in a bunch of various zones and make people run around for 5 hours. reward the first 3 ppl who complete it, with five copper pieces. then pull the plug on the quest and say "i dunno, lol!"

[spiritsofrock]

Is this a job application I’m confused

[shuklak]

Its never a job when you love what you do.

[Kief]

"Ahhhh said the mighty Kobold King as he rested quietly upon his forgotten throne of copper and encrusted golden gem laiden arm wrests." "Tis the time of the kobold once more."

BUT THEN OUT OF NO WHERE: Burt Gummer from Tremors 3: Back to Perfection appeared with a elephant gun.

"WATCH OUT KOBOLD KING" Shouts Burt. "THE ASS BLASTERS ARE COMING!!!!!"

The Kobold King bellowed a boisterous laugh - you think anything can oppose the likes of I? Mortal!?"

THEN THE ASS BLASTER APPEARED. BLASTING IT'S ASS AT THE KOBOLD KING FURIOUSLY UNTIL NOT REMAINED OF HIS ENCRUSTED THRONE.

THE END.

[Swish]

This reminds me of the Sirken fan fiction.

[Kief]

BUT AS THE MIGHTY KOBOLD KING WAS ASS BLASTED INTO OBLIVION - HIS ROYAL HENCHMAN "The Kobold Jester" STOOD UP AND THREW A BALL OF JUGGLING INTO THE ASS BLASTERS ASS.

THIS CAUSED THE ASS BLASTER TO EXPLODE.

THEN JAUNA APPEARED FROM THE MYSTERIOUS ODOROUS SMOKE.
REWARDING EVERYONE WITH THE POWERFUL WIERDO SEX DOLL OF STRANGE THINGS.

THIS GIVES UR ELF CHAR +1 million charisma (because clearly u must be quite charismatic to own a sex doll irl).

THE END PART TWO.

[charmcitysking]

Originally Posted by Kief [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Burt Gummer from Tremors 3: Back to Perfection appeared with a elephant gun.

wait - there was a Tremors 3?

game changer

[zodium]

Originally Posted by fieldmaster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Greatings travellers and my friends. i would like to apply to be a guide for this realm, i have particular interests in running quests as a game master as that is my strength. here is an example of a gm event

zones filled with 36 10-20's and The fun begins.

The kobald king Says" My people have ruled against me in their courts and have sentenced me to die. If you protect me weary travelers then I shall award you with my richs"

The player says " I shall aid you"

Spawned 10 kobald scouts INC

The King Says " Here they come quickly form a wall"

Kobald scout x10 slaughtered by their newbie hands.

The king says " Thank you but i fear this has just begun , quick to the river we must secure the river! "

You have arrived at the river

The King says " Ok now we must be on our quard. These foul times have made my fur turn to grey. Thoose who raised up against me will pay for their betrayal. "

Spawned 5kobald scouts 3 kobald seer's

slain kobalds x10

The King says " Now quickly before they find us again we must go to my thorne room and ride them of their lives. "

Spawn 5 kobald scouts 5 kobald seers 5 kobald elders along the path to the throne room

The kings says" Good now that we are here i can get my throne back please ride me of these unwanted scum. Kill the ones who rest on my thorne as if it was their own. "

Spawn lvl 21 kobald warrior has alot of hp

The king says " KILL!!! HIM!!!! "

lvl 21 kobald warrior slain.

Spawn lvl 23 kobald wizard.

The king says " Don't let him get away. "

a lvl 23 kobald has been slain

The King says " Good I think it's finnaly over you can rest now my friends. You will all be rewarded for your services. "

spawn 15 kobald scouts inc

The king says " quick to your feet and weild your swords protect me at all costs. "

15 kobals slain

The king says "you have done well rest now for you have completted your task the evil have been struck down and I have reclaimed my thorne as the King. You each will recieve what is rightfully yours for your trouble."


Thank you for consideration, i can start wednesday

it's fucked up I immediately recognized this after so many years

who is this lol