WTS Atheist Survival kit

[Gugg]

Kit includes the following,

Face mask
Vaccine
Crucifix
Rosemary Beads
Bible
Quran
Torah
Wooden Stake
Gun (with silver bullets)
CO2 Detector
Humanoid Statue
Fine art painting
Large Hadron Collider
Space rocket
Fireworks
Wedding ring
Divorce papers
Karaoke Machine
Speed limiter
DEF fluid
Emissions detector
Window bars
Electric car (max speed 35 MPH, max range 30 miles, 48 hours recharging)
Rainbow flag
Transgender flag
Feminist flag
Doctorate degree in women's studies/theology/etc (tell everybody you're a doctor!)
Sports clothing with number on back
Imagine.mp3 by John Lennon
Voting form
Health and Safety manual
Safety helmet
High vis jacket
Life insurance
US Constitution
Medical insurance
Car insurance
Pet insurance
Travel insurance
Up-to-date passport
Up-to-date driving license
Induction cooktop
Venetian blinds
Quorn burger
Fat transgender Barbie doll (limited special edition dark skinned version)
"Smart" phone with regular security updates
Lightsabre (plastic, made in china)
Burqa
Kippah
Napolen's hat (you will be a head turner wearing it)
Intel Celeron CPU (very efficient)
USB stick pre-loaded with latest Wikipedia data (USB stick is USB v3.3.2.4.5.11.2.11.56)
Medical testing kit (AIDS, diabetes, covid, etc)
Innacurate weight scales
Hand disinfectant (87.675% chance of killing 99.999% of all known germs)
Sex robot (with regular security updates)
Pr0n collection (grannies, homo, BBC, etc)
Coat hanger (to abort babies with)
Nuclear weapon (in a rocket obviously)
Dollars
Bitcoins
Calvin Klein underwear
Stella Mccartney dress (worth $50,000)
Gucci handbag (Worth $20,000)
500,000 Reddit karma
2 billion YouTube views
400 million Instagram followers
Silicon implants
Botox injections
Tattoo kit
Fire alarm (batteries not included)
Car seatbelt
Bottle of Viagra
Olivia Rodrigo CD (special limited edition version)
Barbie 2023 movie DVD (special limited edition version)
Bottle of Bud Lite
Dictionary
A copy of The Guardian newspaper
A copy of the Daily Mail newspaper
Violin
Box of tissues
Holocaust documentary on DVD (with commentary from people who were actually there)
Netflix subscription
A dinner date with George and Amal Clooney
Photograph of Ellen
Photograph of Oprah
Lottery ticket
Avengers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 DVD movie collection (all limited special edition versions)
Onesie
Unicorn plush toy
High IQ score card
Dildo
Vibrator
Buttplug
Onlyfans subscription (your choice of slut)
Bottle of milk (skimmed)
Bottle of pop (with artifical sweetner)
Loaf of brown bread (no crust)
Anti-virus software
Anti-malware software
Tutorial on AFK gaming
Aimbot hacks
Bill Burr DVD
Dave Chapelle DVD
Chris Rock DVD
Finger print scanner
Subscription to Science Monthly
Fire extinguisher
Plot of land on mars (worth $500,000,000)
Walking stick
Zimmer frame
Wheel chair
Coffin