Dan Crenshaw's super soldier commercial.

[Gravydoo II]

Have you watched the new Dan Crenshaw commercial??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi2yvpdtz1M

I promise this is the most cringe thing you will see today.

To think for one second this is cool, edgy, or some how not cringe is just sad.

One fucking eye.
Post your cringe. New cringe, please. 2004 cringe is not funny.

[magnetaress]

After seeing this I wish I had two eye patches.

[douglas1999]

Imagine thinking this wasn't obviously done ironically, you completely humorless doofus

[magnetaress]

It was funny. but that british accent ...

[Cassawary]

Originally Posted by douglas1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine thinking this wasn't obviously done ironically, you completely humorless doofus

Giving Petey Pirate ad views to own the Cons

[kjs86z]

i thought that was great

dan crenshaw for president 2028

guy was a SEAL for 10 years hes a badass motherfucker and can make whatever kind of videos he likes

sorry OP is a liberal beta cuck with no sense of humor

[Jibartik]

This guy thinks life is a metal gear solid game.

[kjs86z]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This guy thinks life is a metal gear solid game.

Guy literally was metal gear solid in life. Sorry you don't appreciate military service.

Dan was first deployed to Fallujiah, Iraq as part of SEAL Team Three. This was his first of five total deployments. On his 3rd deployment, Dan’s life changed forever. While on a mission in Helmand province, Afghanistan, Dan was hit with an IED blast. He was evacuated and put into a medically induced coma. When he awoke, he learned that his right eye was completely destroyed and that his left eye was still intact but severely damaged. He was told he would never see again.

Dan refused to accept that fate. With Tara by his side every day, Dan never gave up. They prayed he would see again and remained hopeful. Despite the high risks that accompanied them, Dan opted for several difficult surgeries that could potentially bring back his vision in his left eye. In what the head surgeon described as a medical miracle, Dan eventually regained his vision in his left eye, although it was badly impaired and would need a rare contact or glasses.

Dan’s first move when he regained his vision back was to get back with the teams. He had to retrain everything he had previously mastered, but this time as left-hand dominant. He went on to deploy twice more, first back to the Middle East in 2014 and then South Korea in 2016.

To Dan’s chagrin, he was medically retired in 2016, after ten years as a SEAL. He left service with two Bronze Stars (one with Valor), the Purple Heart, and the Navy Commendation Medal with Valor, among many others.

[Jibartik]

Guy was metal gear in a war, but that doesnt mean ohio has hipster terrorists running through empty fields scanning treelines with binoculars for targets.

Get a grip.

[Cassawary]

lol at deploying to south korea