GREEN server jokes you tell to pass the time

[Grimstrike]

Hundreds of people in the starting zones and we are a couple of days into this fresh new server, to pass the time as we wait for single respawns to tag and bag, what are some jokes you like to tell in /ooc

My favorite one so far is in the Gfay area, Ranger jokes:

Why didn't they give Rangers FD?!
(wait a beat) *Sometimes people will take the bait...
Everyone knows that the fall damage would kill them!

[Fleetwood]

A Ranger walks into a bar, LOADING PLEASE WAIT....

[Chortles Snort|eS]

a troll sk walks into lower guk and wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwww

[uygi]

"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by uygi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Obligatory https://youtu.be/eW_yVGPd0ns

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by uygi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Is it green and ugly?

...

Haven't seen it.

[greenspectre]

Heard a good one today:

"Has anyone seen my body?"
"Is it sexy?"

[AgentEpilot]

Occasionally I like to /shout <mob one would find in the zone> hits YOU for 38 points of damage!

[Tethler]

Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

[tsuchang]

Originally Posted by Tethler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

Not me.