To members of Friends

[grannock]

Originally Posted by Barladore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It almost sounds like empire wants competition in this thread. It's confusing.

The most people that empire ever had online was during the brawl at KC. Its you pussies that offer no competition, we are here every fucking night, you just have to adjust your tampon and log in.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Doors I'm bout to start story time if you don't pipe down

Heard many a Doors story from planet nirgon. He better PIPE DOWN right nao.

[Nirgon]

hes a good chum just needs to watch it

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your dick.

-Sektor's Grandmother

Always wondered why the fuck a guy would get his tongue pierced?

Like, I see a lot of it in the city. If I was a girl I would just think the guy was gay. Even if chicks dig it because it draws attention to their tongue and makes them all riled up when they first meet, its a great way to ensure you have zero straight male friends.

Never saw a tongue ring guy who had a lot of cool and normal friends. Ever.

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Always wondered why the fuck a guy would get his tongue pierced?

Like, I see a lot of it in the city. If I was a girl I would just think the guy was gay. Even if chicks dig it because it draws attention to their tongue and makes them all riled up when they first meet, its a great way to ensure you have zero straight male friends.

Never saw a tongue ring guy who had a lot of cool and normal friends. Ever.

It's just a Chris Rock song.

[Xaanka]

suck my dick and make it puke

[Labanen]

Originally Posted by Xaanka [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

just a reminder to friends, standing in the welfare line once a year to renew your welfare and food stamps isn't a job

you need new friends.

[vouss]

Its you pussies that offer no competition, we are here every fucking night, you just have to adjust your tampon and log in.

lol

[Xaanka]

will you be my friend?

[Seltius]

Originally Posted by maerilith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Stop being a one gif pony!