Norrath Boat & Barge, INC. has mandated all it's employees carry a Stein of Moggok while working ever since the Oasis Green variant of Rabies hit the server. The workers sat around and drank beer all day as it was so management didn't consider it too much to require; however they didn't figure in the steep price of the mugs. The workers complained and after much back and forth with HR put forth a compromise, asking management to hire Clerics to be placed on call if someone showed signs of " Greenbies " or as the Sand giants fondly refer to the disease " The Oasis squirts ". Management balked at this suggestion simply because all the Clerics had quit in order to watch Netflix 24 hrs a day. Lightening the mood, someone suggested hiring a Necromancer to cast Resist Disease, which of course was dismissed with chuckles all around. Moving on from there Paladins were suggested but it was agreed that they were too good for something like this. A Shaman was brought for a trial period but all the canni-dancing set everyone's teeth on edge. Finally a Druid was hired to everyone's satisfaction, however she disappeared suddenly and nobody has seen her since. At this point it was obvious there would be no settlement, so the workers went on strike. Hopefully there will be a solution found soon.
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10-22-2021, 09:36 AM
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